The Protector

Just DreamXD but blob, nothing to see here

[dreamxdblob]

DING DONG THE BLOG IS RETIRING

XD has canonically been imprisoned for being related to Dream and also for being a bad dad to Tino.

Okay in all seriousness, this blog isn't going to get updated anymore. I have lost interesting in the DSMP for a while now, but now? Yeah, yikes. Especially considering I held DreamXD

For the record

I! DON'T! SUPPORT! DREAM!

I was, barely interested in him to begin with, really only liked DreamXD's character. Surprisingly enough it was between him and I think Technoblade if I remember correctly?

Sorry for those who enjoyed this blog, it was fun while it lasted.

Also, unlike anyone else, I... Didn't really have plans for XD? At most, he was related to other lore but he himself? At most a plot point or a deus ex machina if I wanna go that far.

So... Yeah, this is Mod Milkyway signing off for the last time

Though, keep an eye out for @milkywayblob , it's going to get a reboot and remove itself from being related to the dsmp.

Thanks for the memories <3

[dreamxdblob]

Hm, I feel like I have forgotten something...

Ah well, I'm sure it was nothing important.

[dreamxdblob]

DAD MY JOB DOESN'T ONLY REQUIRE KILLING❤

-Valentino❤

I swear I always hate talking to the Void...

Oh- That's nice Tino, I do have something that needs to be... Taken care of.

@stabbur

[lovedhousehold]

Yeah, it was great! I actually talked to him and it turned out he wasn't- oh.❤

[Tino looks slightly dejected]

And I'm... assuming you want my help?❤

[dreamxdblob]

I'm sure that was nice, but yes, I wouldn't be telling you if I didn't. It's a simple thing, you should be able to handle it no problem.

[dreamxdblob]

DAD MY JOB DOESN'T ONLY REQUIRE KILLING❤

-Valentino❤

I swear I always hate talking to the Void...

Oh- That's nice Tino, I do have something that needs to be... Taken care of.

@stabbur

[dreamxdblob]

Why is there a living mortal in your realm?

Mortals don't survive here, I figured you would know this.

You know exactly what I am talking about.

Maybe, maybe not. Why would you care?

Why would you keep a mortal living?

What makes you think that I'm the one doing it?

Because it wouldn't be possible otherwise. Nothing survives this place, nothing that goes in exists for long.

Hm hm hm. Maybe I do know what you're talking about, but why would a god care what I do? What's one mortal to the many that exist?

...

Exactly. So if we are done here...

What are you going to do when the mortal runs out of sustenance?

...

You like this mortal, for some particular reason. You cannot keep it alive forever.

You underestimate my powers little god.

You are the embodiment of nothingness. This place is meant to consume anything in it's wake, not sustain life.

...

Let the mortal go.

...Perhaps, I'll consider it.

[dreamxdblob]

Alright... Where is this being...

Come on out, this is your domain.

Now what brings the little god here...?

...Of course you're right behind me- We need to have a talk.

A talk... How amusing, a god wishes to speak with me. Alright, what could you possibly require of me?

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[blobennay]

She uh... She uh- I can't remember her name but I can probably remember what she looks like! Axolotl stuff, uhhhh... A light...

[dreamxdblob]

Axolotl... Light... From this village... Shouldn't be too hard to locate.

...

...?

...Now this is... Peculiar.

[blobennay]

What? What's peculiar? What happened? Where is she?

[dreamxdblob]

Simply put... Your little friend has somehow managed to get herself trapped in the Void.

Not only that, but still manage to be alive in the Void as well. She should of died within seconds of entering, but alas, she lives.

[blobennay]

I’M SORRY, SHE’S IN THE FUCKING

V O I D???

AND SHE’S ALIVE

oH what the fuck I need to tell all of the others about this, I’m sorry... this makes no sense. None of this makes any sense!

How do we get her out?

[dreamxdblob]

Right, you are mortal, of course it would be hard to comprehend. In short, your friend is falling endlessly in a black abyss.

Getting her out however...

...The Void is not something you can simply get her out from. It's nearly impossible to enter, much less leave. Well, from the Overworld at least, but the other way is inaccessible by anyone but Gods.

[blobennay]

Yes, yes, I know how falling through the void works, I may be dumb but I’m not stupid

Ad I’m obviously not gonna try going into the void, living is kinda nice

what I’m interested in is how you’ll get her out? is she just infinitely falling or does it feel like she’s falling but she’s just suspended in one spot? how far down is she?

[dreamxdblob]

...

It is an odd combination of both.

The Void is technically it's own dimension, and while technically falling through it, it loops itself in a way where you are falling infinitely.

The only issue is... I can't simply teleport her out. The fact I was able to locate her was good fortune. The Void consumes all in it's wake, so the fact that it didn't do this to your friend, well...

The situation is more complicated then I realized, considering who- what we are dealing with.

[blobennay]

Well this is just fantastic... Listen, I can't do much here, I'm just a bunch of gunk stacked up weirdly, don't ask me. I don't do void shit

[dreamxdblob]

Trust me I am aware of how useless mortals are for stuff like this.

...I just don't like the implications of some things in this situation.

I will... Keep you updated.

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[blobennay]

She uh... She uh- I can't remember her name but I can probably remember what she looks like! Axolotl stuff, uhhhh... A light...

[dreamxdblob]

Axolotl... Light... From this village... Shouldn't be too hard to locate.

...

...?

...Now this is... Peculiar.

[blobennay]

What? What's peculiar? What happened? Where is she?

[dreamxdblob]

Simply put... Your little friend has somehow managed to get herself trapped in the Void.

Not only that, but still manage to be alive in the Void as well. She should of died within seconds of entering, but alas, she lives.

[blobennay]

I’M SORRY, SHE’S IN THE FUCKING

V O I D???

AND SHE’S ALIVE

oH what the fuck I need to tell all of the others about this, I’m sorry... this makes no sense. None of this makes any sense!

How do we get her out?

[dreamxdblob]

Right, you are mortal, of course it would be hard to comprehend. In short, your friend is falling endlessly in a black abyss.

Getting her out however...

...The Void is not something you can simply get her out from. It's nearly impossible to enter, much less leave. Well, from the Overworld at least, but the other way is inaccessible by anyone but Gods.

[blobennay]

Yes, yes, I know how falling through the void works, I may be dumb but I’m not stupid

Ad I’m obviously not gonna try going into the void, living is kinda nice

what I’m interested in is how you’ll get her out? is she just infinitely falling or does it feel like she’s falling but she’s just suspended in one spot? how far down is she?

[dreamxdblob]

...

It is an odd combination of both.

The Void is technically it's own dimension, and while technically falling through it, it loops itself in a way where you are falling infinitely.

The only issue is... I can't simply teleport her out. The fact I was able to locate her was good fortune. The Void consumes all in it's wake, so the fact that it didn't do this to your friend, well...

The situation is more complicated then I realized, considering who- what we are dealing with.

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[blobennay]

She uh... She uh- I can't remember her name but I can probably remember what she looks like! Axolotl stuff, uhhhh... A light...

[dreamxdblob]

Axolotl... Light... From this village... Shouldn't be too hard to locate.

...

...?

...Now this is... Peculiar.

[blobennay]

What? What's peculiar? What happened? Where is she?

[dreamxdblob]

Simply put... Your little friend has somehow managed to get herself trapped in the Void.

Not only that, but still manage to be alive in the Void as well. She should of died within seconds of entering, but alas, she lives.

[blobennay]

I’M SORRY, SHE’S IN THE FUCKING

V O I D???

AND SHE’S ALIVE

oH what the fuck I need to tell all of the others about this, I’m sorry... this makes no sense. None of this makes any sense!

How do we get her out?

[dreamxdblob]

Right, you are mortal, of course it would be hard to comprehend. In short, your friend is falling endlessly in a black abyss.

Getting her out however...

...The Void is not something you can simply get her out from. It's nearly impossible to enter, much less leave. Well, from the Overworld at least, but the other way is inaccessible by anyone but Gods.

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[blobennay]

She uh... She uh- I can't remember her name but I can probably remember what she looks like! Axolotl stuff, uhhhh... A light...

[dreamxdblob]

Axolotl... Light... From this village... Shouldn't be too hard to locate.

...

...?

...Now this is... Peculiar.

[blobennay]

What? What's peculiar? What happened? Where is she?

[dreamxdblob]

Simply put... Your little friend has somehow managed to get herself trapped in the Void.

Not only that, but still manage to be alive in the Void as well. She should of died within seconds of entering, but alas, she lives.

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[blobennay]

She uh... She uh- I can't remember her name but I can probably remember what she looks like! Axolotl stuff, uhhhh... A light...

[dreamxdblob]

Axolotl... Light... From this village... Shouldn't be too hard to locate.

...

...?

...Now this is... Peculiar.

[blobennay]

You are... Jamie correct? The mortal Schlatt mentioned needed help finding a missing friend?

~dreamxdblob

Oh shit god is real that fucker wasn't joking-

Um- hello, yes, I'm Jamie. Yeah, long story short one of friends went to get stuff a while ago and we have no idea where she is. We're all really scared. Also, welcome to modtopia, by the way

@dreamxdblob

[dreamxdblob]

So I heard... Quaint little place. Now, who IS this mortal you oh so wish to locate?

[dreamxdblob]

Hey bestie, my wonderful great friend who would never smite me ever ♡♡♡♡♡ how are you my bestest most perfect friend ever mwah mwah?

-Schlatt (The Guy That Almost Married The Egg. Remember That? That Was Me)

...Schlatt? What... I am not awake enough for this what do you want-

@bloblatt

[bloblatt]

Okay so this kid i unofficially adopted has a bunch of friends and one of their mutual friends went missing and they said they looked everywhere for them but can't find em anywhere, so I was like "Damn maybe the kid is in hell?" But no if the kid died they would've respawned right? And there's no way they're on the overworld otherwise they would've found em, so I thought about it and then remembered you almost officiated my wedding that one time so I was like "Oh My God I Know God" and like whos better at finding things than God right? So here i am, a humble man, simply looking for a favor.

..did you get all that?

[dreamxdblob]

...

...You know what, I'll humor you. I'll go find this little mortal for your... Adopted child. Who is it?

[bloblatt]

...uh....I was never told their name... I can give you the kids name and you can ask them..?

[dreamxdblob]

...Alright. I can work with that.

[bloblatt]

Cool, kid's name is Jamie. I'm in their little village right now, Modtopia I think they called it. It's pretty small shouldn't be too hard for you to find em. Thanks buddy old pal :D

[dreamxdblob]

Alright, this should be fairly easy to get through then. I will be there shortly.

[dreamxdblob]

Hey bestie, my wonderful great friend who would never smite me ever ♡♡♡♡♡ how are you my bestest most perfect friend ever mwah mwah?

-Schlatt (The Guy That Almost Married The Egg. Remember That? That Was Me)

...Schlatt? What... I am not awake enough for this what do you want-

@bloblatt

[bloblatt]

Okay so this kid i unofficially adopted has a bunch of friends and one of their mutual friends went missing and they said they looked everywhere for them but can't find em anywhere, so I was like "Damn maybe the kid is in hell?" But no if the kid died they would've respawned right? And there's no way they're on the overworld otherwise they would've found em, so I thought about it and then remembered you almost officiated my wedding that one time so I was like "Oh My God I Know God" and like whos better at finding things than God right? So here i am, a humble man, simply looking for a favor.

..did you get all that?

[dreamxdblob]

...

...You know what, I'll humor you. I'll go find this little mortal for your... Adopted child. Who is it?

[bloblatt]

...uh....I was never told their name... I can give you the kids name and you can ask them..?

[dreamxdblob]

...Alright. I can work with that.

[dreamxdblob]

Hey bestie, my wonderful great friend who would never smite me ever ♡♡♡♡♡ how are you my bestest most perfect friend ever mwah mwah?

-Schlatt (The Guy That Almost Married The Egg. Remember That? That Was Me)

...Schlatt? What... I am not awake enough for this what do you want-

@bloblatt

[bloblatt]

Okay so this kid i unofficially adopted has a bunch of friends and one of their mutual friends went missing and they said they looked everywhere for them but can't find em anywhere, so I was like "Damn maybe the kid is in hell?" But no if the kid died they would've respawned right? And there's no way they're on the overworld otherwise they would've found em, so I thought about it and then remembered you almost officiated my wedding that one time so I was like "Oh My God I Know God" and like whos better at finding things than God right? So here i am, a humble man, simply looking for a favor.

..did you get all that?

[dreamxdblob]

...

...You know what, I'll humor you. I'll go find this little mortal for your... Adopted child. Who is it?

[dreamxdblob]

Hey bestie, my wonderful great friend who would never smite me ever ♡♡♡♡♡ how are you my bestest most perfect friend ever mwah mwah?

-Schlatt (The Guy That Almost Married The Egg. Remember That? That Was Me)

...Schlatt? What... I am not awake enough for this what do you want-

@bloblatt

[dreamxdblob]

XD, could you make sure George and Tommy are safe? I think Antfrost wants to hurt them

What do you think I'm doing? Come on open up...

There we go. Show me George.

Oh... Oh no... Show me HD. You all mentioned something about HD right?

...I can definitely see the issue.