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I am done with “E”

Skye 2023

#Quotes #Skye #E

I have three successes! I'm allowed to read their Wookiepedia page.

Gate 2022

#xesperwatch #quotes #gate #no context ever

Tim: DO YOU THINK I AM SO UNCIVILIZED I DO NOT KNOW THE WORKS OF...UH...OF-

Skye: Charles Dickens?

Tim: THAT MAN

#xesperwatch #chat #tim #skye #no context ever #admin niv

Don't ever say the words "Stalin-Chan" ever again.

Skye 2022

#xesperwatch #quotes #skye #no context ever #admin niv

Brain Worms, Ear Worms, it's all the same

Met, narrating: You hear a voice in the furthest recesses of your mind, whispering something dark and-

Accel, singing softly: Riiiiicola~

Rest of the table: *uncontrollable laughter for roughly a minute*

Met, also laughing: You ruined my setup you sonofabitch!

#xesperwatch #admin setrin #AccelZero #Mete Luzi #tabletop shenanigans #d&d 5e

The closest thing to psychic damage I can do is shoot a fucker in the head.

Skye 2022

#xesperwatch #Skye #Setrin = Skye for the record #tabletop shenanigans #d&d 5e #no context ever #admin setrin

This is about Niv beaming Psychic Damage directly into my skull.

Skye 2022

#xesperwatch #quotes #skye #setrin #no context ever #admin niv

Forbidden recycling.

Haunter 2022

#xesperwatch #quotes #haunter #no context ever #admin niv

We're playing Halo now! I've got the gnome!

Dan 2022

#xesperwatch #Dan #no context ever #admin setrin

Gate: Vandalism. Leg vandalism.

Niv: Can it really be called vandalism if it's a person?

Jack: Assault. It's called assault.

#xesperwatch #chat #gate #niv #jack #no context ever #admin niv

Is Jesus a Boobs or Ass man?

Howly: I guess the least sinful option of the two would be ass?

Niv: Wouldn't the least sinful be that he's asexual?

Howly: Niv you look at me and say that you don't have a documented history of honking people's asses in this server.

Niv: Okay but you should know that 90% of that is for humor.

Howly: ...and the other 10%???

Niv: Shit-

#submission #xesperwatch #chat #howly #niv #jesus #why do i keep using the jesus tag what the fu-#admin niv #no context ever

I forgot how bright the sun was.

-Clockwork, 2021

#xesperwatch #quotes #clockwork #admin niv #no context ever #the perils of natural light

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM NOT THE CEO OF BLACK MEN

Howly 2021

#xesperwatch #quotes #howly #no context ever #admin niv

Dan: [frustrated sigh] Niv: Are you okay? Dan: These fuckin' rolls, Niv! Niv: You're right, that was a stupid question.

#xesperwatch #chat #dan #niv #no context ever #a series of unfortunate results #admin niv

...as you pass the troll a can of Brisk Iced Tea...

Gate 2021

#xesperwatch #quotes #gate #gm squad night #a rare sentence #admin niv

You don't need pants when you can teleport.

Gate 2021

#xesperwatch #quotes #gate #no context ever #does this count as #unsafe work practices #because i'm not sure #admin niv

Hello! Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Unspeakable Violence?

Niv, 2021

#xesperwatch #Niv #admin setrin #no context ever #stream shennanigans

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