...

(Indie Kris blog. Mun is 20, fine with basically anything, just don't godmod. Rules and actual pages to come.) ICON BY ASK-KRISSDREEMURR { FOLLOWS FROM DETERIOROTTING }

[nyozeka-blog]

i hope my first child is a dragon

[butterflyinthewell]

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[dreeming-kris]

...Have a wonderful Angel's Rising, everyone.

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[catsbeaversandducks]

When you just REALLY don’t like Christmas.

Via UNILAD

[thebootydiaries]

When someone calls me attractive 

[gnomebud]

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

[gnomebud]

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

[sparrrorow]

did i mention already that i love my daughter a lot? i love her a lot.

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

[unclefather]

me at my computer when I get anonymous messages

[beelzbat]

[charismatic-cannibal]

[wind-the-music-box]

IT GOT BETTER

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

[lorddarkfetus-deactivated201503]

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

[nervousyounginhumans-deactivate]

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

[bone-cement-huffer]

[cybercrimer]

[retcum-deactivated20160403]

me: *writes 1 line of code for my theme*

[moved-to-lumnch]

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

[queerpong-blog]

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away