Dressed By The Best

Your Name Is Kanaya Maryam, Your Hobbies Include Dressmaking, Playing With Your Lusus, And Sometimes Cutting People In Half. You Recently Played A Game Called SGRUB But Eventually Failed Horribly. What To Do NOw? WHy Don't You Talk To Some Friends? Muse: Kanaya Maryam Magic Anon: None

[thekingwiththekeys-blog]

Inbox me a rating out of 10 of how well I portray my muse. 0 being not well at all and 10 being the best you've seen. Bonus points for why.

[dresses-by-kanaya]

tenacious-oracle:

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Oh, why hello Kanaya.

How do you do?

Hello, Rose. I Am Well, How Are You?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh, Really? I Don’t Remember Marrying Anybody Named Dave

No, I’m using “sarcasm” I’m Kanaya, Nice To Meet You Dave, My Name Is Kanaya

[nerdlords]

hey now this is my kingdom you cant go making claims over it its nice to meet you kanaya

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Well You Seem To Think Quite Highly Of Yourself Might I Ask Why?

[nerdlords]

welcome to my blog im dave and im the king around here

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh, Really? I Don't Remember Marrying Anybody Named Dave

No, I'm using "sarcasm" I'm Kanaya, Nice To Meet You Dave, My Name Is Kanaya

[qhostkind]

Kankri no she's going to krill you! please baybe don't do it

6ut what did I even d9? He’s always had a tendecy t9 fire insults at me when I hadn’t even spat a w9rd at him—Grrr, fine, fine, whatever.

[floxy-roxy]

b-b-but.. Okay …

[qhostkind]

Life will 9nly get harder if y9u make that face at me. St9p it. Ugh, fine. I’ll talk her int9 letting y9u in, 9r s9mething cl9se t9 that. 

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Cod, I'm glubbin sorry, kanks! Don't gotta be so crude.

[oll13z-archive-blog]

just 4polog1z3 dud3

[qhostkind]

Yeah, n9. N9t unless I have a reas9n t9.

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Umm, Greetings. I Do Apologize If I Am Interupting, But I Think It Would Be Best If You Just Pologized, Kankri. You Don't Have To Mean It, But If You Don't, Latula Will Never Forgive You, Dear

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[dresses-by-kanaya]

Hello My Followers

Now That A Few People And Trolls Are Following Me (Though The Concept Of People Following Me Around Is Stil Quite Odd To Me) My Ask Box Is Open If You'd Like To Chat

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Needledclawsandkittycatpaws started following you

Oh My,  Another Animal, Aren't You Just An Adorable Meowbeast!

[dresses-by-kanaya]

==> Kanaya, jump to touch Rose's butt

[dresses-by-kanaya]

I Am Sorry, Are My Caboose Touches Unwelcome?

[sproutingseer]

Not unwelcome, merely surprising dear. I was not expecting you to touch the butt.

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh, Okay Then, Well That Is Good Then, The High Behind Is Quite Nice

[sproutingseer]

Am I to assume that you will be attempting to touch it again in the near future?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Nope I Definately Want no more Part Of Your Backside.

(Yes I Do)

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh Hello There, Wow, Arent You My Ancestor? Or….Dancestor? Or….Whatever..

[rainbowdrinker-porrim-blog]

Why yes, that wo+uld be me, ho+w are yo+u Kanaya?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh Wow! I’ve Been So Excited To Meet You! I’m Fine, How AreYou? ==> You go in for a hug...

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Things Actually Aren't To Great, We Lost Our Game And Now Everyone is Dying....How About For You, Ma'am, I mean Porrom, I Mean...???

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Latula! Put Some Cloths On! What Are You Doing On That Pole? What Is This Place? Why Did Cronus Take Me Here Oh My Lord

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grrl, 1 gott4 show off wh4t 1 w4s H4TCH3D W1TH -ass wiggle-

[dresses-by-kanaya]

==> You get on the stage and shake your dehrier. But first you spank the booteh

[dresses-by-kanaya]

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?

Latula! Put Some Cloths On! What Are You Doing On That Pole? What Is This Place? Why Did Cronus Take Me Here Oh My Lord

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grrl, 1 gott4 show off wh4t 1 w4s H4TCH3D W1TH -ass wiggle-

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh My… I Don’t Know What To Think About This

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dont b3 4fr41d to 4dm1r3 th1s plush PYROP3 post3r1or!!!!

[dresses-by-kanaya]

==> You stare at the writhing purple posterior. It's so beautiful. You are hypnotized.

Do You Mind If I Join?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Rainbowdrinker-porrim has started following you

Oh Hello There, Wow, Arent You My Ancestor? Or….Dancestor? Or….Whatever..

[rainbowdrinker-porrim-blog]

Why yes, that wo+uld be me, ho+w are yo+u Kanaya?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh Wow! I've Been So Excited To Meet You! I'm Fine, How AreYou? ==> You go in for a hug then stop. That's not cool. You're a cool girl. That won't fly. Actually no you're not cool. Hug mamma

[dresses-by-kanaya]

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?

Latula! Put Some Cloths On! What Are You Doing On That Pole? What Is This Place? Why Did Cronus Take Me Here Oh My Lord

[t4utolog1c4l-deactivated2022051]

grrl, 1 gott4 show off wh4t 1 w4s H4TCH3D W1TH -ass wiggle-

[dresses-by-kanaya]

Oh My... I Don't Know What To Think About This

[dresses-by-kanaya]

No Dear, I Don’t Believe They Do, Normally

[stigiophilia]

DAMN, WELL OKAY. I’LL JUST AVOID IT THEN.

[dresses-by-kanaya]

I Think That Is A Good Idea. Or Maybe Kill It?

[dresses-by-kanaya]

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?

Latula! Put Some Cloths On! What Are You Doing On That Pole? What Is This Place? Why Did Cronus Take Me Here Oh My Lord

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

You see my muse pole-dancing at a strip-club for the main event. What do you do about it?

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