All the CE Photos from that Photo Shoot Rated
Casual hands in pocket stance and an unfazed devil-may-care demeanor. Ecc is dishing out subtle rebel with out a cause vibes but I wish he’d taken it further. Needs a leather jacket and a prop cigarette. 7/10
Eccs face emerging out of the darkness to shed light on us all. ALL the forehead furrows. The subtle blue and black of his shirt echoes the infinite depth of his eyes. 11/10
The largest photo and one that rests heavily on the power of scrunched up sleeves and forearms. But what forearms they are. Large hands, ya know what I mean, in a lovely almost artistic pose. Jeans look more “Dad Jean” like in this photo than they do in others and that’s one cheap stool. 7/10
Are you there God, It’s me Christopher. I dig the beautific light on his face and the searching penitent depth to his eyes. Like lusting after a priest in all the best ways. That black backdrop really is the best 9.5/10
Oh fuck. Ecc found that pornography under my bed and now he wants to talk about it. He left me with a box of condoms and a way too heavy pat on the shoulder. Points docked because now I just want to crawl in a hole and die. 5/10
DMV photo, but the photographer said something offensive and Ecc is like “the fuck?” 2/10
High school guidance counselor Ecc has caught you smoking marajuana in the locker room.
Look kid, I get it, when I was your age we used to do all sorts of crazy things. Your friends pass around a blunt and you want to seem “with it” next thing you know you’re riding the reef mobile to stonestown.
The question I want you to think about is: if they would put you in that position, are they really your friends? I’m not angry, I’m just worried. I think you have a lot of potential and I don’t want you to throw it down the drain.
10/10 for kinky roleplaying
Plastics! That’s the future I tell you. Go see my cousin Eddy and he’ll get you in on the ground floor. Bonus points for solid career prospects. Also I would buy whatever used car he’s selling. 9/10
Return of the black background. Ecc seems way too happy to be manspreading here. minus points for being not public transit approved. 6/10
A good study for those looking to carve an ecclesbust. Needs a good dangly earring to add interest. 5/10
Hardcore prison lineup vibes. Needs one of those boards with his name on it and a measure to show his height. Role play potential but doesn’t get me as horny as it feels like it should. 6/10
Just Ecc being a sweet heart. There’s nothing to not like about this photo. You take this photo home and introduce it to your parents and it calls your mother “M’am” and compliments her cooking. This is the photo you settle down with, but then when it’s out of town you have a filthy shame-filled affair with kinky high school guidance teacher photo and for weeks afterwards you wonder what’s wrong with you.
He’s great... no... he’s great/ 10
Serious. Actor. Here. Step. Aside. I dig it. There’s a 50/ 50 chance he’s secretly pissed off but it makes me horny anyway. 9/10