i'll be the objectified male character called wife in your fic

[thelonelynindroid]

When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged

[snailspng]

You are god's gift to those wronged by fake pngs. You came here with the mission to right those wrongs and you are doing it spectacularly

Thank you! Can you believe this frog exists?

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

[frozenknight]

Wheres that fucking tweet

[frozenknight]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[the-nyanguard-party]

step 1: self-recognition through the other

step 2: try to kill each other

[oneheadtoanother]

[level1cleric]

[spicyseal]

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

[ankle-beez]

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

[corpsegirlforever]

I hope everyone can appreciate something: this episode of DBZ had not aired on Toonami when they did this. Johnny Bravo spoiled the end of the season for everyone who watched it. What a legend

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[asquirrelinspace]

YOINK!

Source: US fish and wildlife service on instagram (https://www.instagram.com/reel/C817Hl-qrm-/)

[filthyprotozoan]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[cikero]

there exists a game genre that is not often spoken about. and that genre is “games you only play with your cousins” like the ratatouille wii game or lego indiana jones

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[jemthebookworm]

[ID: #right???

#it's not even a beast or a creature #a bacterium is at least a guy. a horrible little scallawag of a guy but a guy nonetheless

#a virus is just. a mean tiny complicated philips head screwdriver

#fuck off out of here. go back to concept town /end ID]

[nflstreet]

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

[flimflix]

how could this have happened you all put Markiplier on ur ballots right

[flimflix]

fucking third party voters

[omegaversereloaded]

you crop like a liberal

[viralfrog]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[the-merry-otter]

@chaoticcreaturehideaway new Seneschals laptop? 👀

[repetitionandvariation]

if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin

[repetitionandvariation]

if the election gets spoken of in anything more than a passing comment then i'm also going to show her neopronoun lists and just let her scroll through them until she finds some she wants

[repetitionandvariation]

forks down everyone fae has something fae'd like to share with the table