idk anymore

20 | bi | nb | they/them

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[pinkprettycure]

my fave neoboard posts

“go weave a basket”

“dont lie to me on these neopets”

“i feel God in this neoboard tonight”

“grow up this is neopets”

“i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior ”

[angelicgarnet-moved]

“i’ve reported everyone in this thread, including myself” 

[legendofthesevenstars-deactivat]

[obstinaterixatrix]

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[minecraftchemicalromance]

thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg

[minecraftchemicalromance]

watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all

[minecraftchemicalromance]

“we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck

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what

[minecraftchemicalromance]

things are getting fun

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what

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what the fuck

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excuse me

[minecraftchemicalromance]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

[minecraftchemicalromance]

fucking finally admittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be

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[minecraftchemicalromance]

ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch

[drogonqueen]

“Old Town Road” Lil Nas X feat. Billy Ray Cyrus (2019) dir. Calmatic

[amasaki12141]

[pacificrim-archive]

im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

[painpro]

WHATS NARUTO FUCKING ABOUT

[terumiafuro]

12 years ago, a nine-tailed fox appeared. if you believe it! naruto! naruto! believe it! belieeeeeeeeeeeve it! yeah here i am with my ninja clan. ninja clan. here we stand. naruto! i’m on my way. naruto! i’ll be okay. getting ready to fight on sight. my best friends by my side. sa-soo-kay - is really cool. sakura - the beautiful

[painpro]

i understand

[teathattast]

bless

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the struggles of the zillennials 

[tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm]

roy: p-pwease k-kith?!???? 👉👈

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[qqweebird]

the weirdest thing about minecraft is that we literally just dont know where it came from. like nobody made it??? some people just like… found the original software code inscribed in a cave somewhere or some shit and put it together and realized it was a game. its crazy how we dont even know who created it

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

How I knew instantly that the new Pokemon is a UK world

THIS

is not a beret. Its a tam o’ shanter, traditionally Scottish.

Nintendo give me zesty Scottish Pokemanz i beg of you

[squid-ears]

Pokemon except all dialogue is written like Scottish Twitter PLEASE

[switch-up-snowfox]

So this is where the meme came from.

[pokemon-personalities]

i can’t unsee this

[outofcontexttokusatsu]