May 30, 2015
This morning my boyfriend, whose first language is not English, was getting ready for work and I was complaining about how out of synch our schedules have been lately. I said, “We’re passing each other like ships in the night”
And my boyfriend looked confused and said, “Shits in the night?”
I decided to roll with it and I was like, “Yeah you know when one person gets up in the middle of the night to go take a covert shit and then a couple of hours later the other person does the same thing and neither of them realize it. It’s a metaphor.”
And he just looked really pensively out the window and said, “So true. We’re like shits in the night.”
