☁️

be chill

[coughloop]

in love with this tweet

[modogoblin]

[angelicguy]

I’m bringin sexey back! Yeahh! You mother ffnnf don’t know how to act! Yueah!

[notamean-greenbean]

you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..

[radiofreederry]

[glyphsmash]

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

[averyterrible]

i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"

[maxknightley]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[staravenger7285]

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[loverdeluxe]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST HEADLINE IVE EVER SEEN

[unclefather]

[night-shift-sister]

[funnytwittertweets]

[rylie-studies]

do y’all realize just how beautiful it is that everything is interconnected in this universe like if you didn’t do that one thing then you probably would’ve never met certain people or if you decided to stay in that one place or didn’t read that one book then things could be so different that’s so crazy

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

My therapist eats hay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

My therapist shits in a field

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

My therapist twisted her ankle and can never race again

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

[amelia--baeddelia]

first post I've seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

[gay-pippin]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Straight people can reblog this

[fawnvelveteen]

1938

[kim-kartrashcan]

the amount of love emanating from that simple “our michael” is enough to heal all the wounds in my heart