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“If I did, why would I tell you?”
“Ah, looks like dis shit country ‘asn’t changed. If ya ain’t gon’ tell me, fuck off.”

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awisekingoncesaid:
“If I did, why would I tell you?”
“Ah, looks like dis shit country ‘asn’t changed. If ya ain’t gon’ tell me, fuck off.”
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thelawsofnina:
Biting her lower lips, worried that he might slam the door in her face, she was glad to see that he opened the door wider and told her to go in. She was a bit nervous about entering a stranger’s dorm room. For all she knows, he could be a creep with a weird foot fetus and be completely obsessed with her upon meeting her. But what choice did she have? She couldn’t walk around completely naked to her friend’s dorm room three floors down. Some other creep might approach her then. Taking a deep breath she nodded and walked in, she’d just have to take her chances here.
Nina folded her arms around her chest in attempt to cover herself. Quickly flashing a small smile, she nodded. Thank the lords that he was offering her some clothes instead of having her stand there naked. While he went to his room she looked around, awkwardly looking at the pictures on the wall and the posters that were hung up, making note of every little detail and making sure he wasn’t some crazy creep.
“Huh?” She spun around and saw him walk towards her. Out of instinct, she took a step back and cleared her throat. “Thanks,” she said and quickly reached for the clothes, grabbing onto it and tugging it from him. “Uh, I won’t.” This is was the most awkward encounter she’s ever had with anyone but she really wanted this to end. Sure, he looked dreamy, but there’s still a chance that’s his no Mr. Darcy. What the hell was she talking about? She just needed to get out of there, right this second. “Uh, bathroom? I—I need to change into this.”
Bathroom. Of course. She obviously wasn’t like the other girls he had run into; they didn’t care about privacy and usually stripped right in front of him. A hand ran through his hair, trying hard to ignore the embarrassment. He could hear his mother’s voice now. Dear God this wasn’t the time for that.
“That would be helpful, huh? Down that hallway and it’s the first door on your left.” He then walked out of her way and into the kitchen area while she left to go change. Overall this situation was awkward and he was just glad his roommate wasn’t home because he would never hear the end of it. Simon was usually never this awkward around girls. He’s Simon Mitchell, basically a god among men if he had any say in his name. Was that pushing it? Though the ego boost was very appreciative.
Not paying any mind to when this girl was going to come out, he rummaged through the cabinets for something to eat. She could take hours and he would be left standing there starving. He could just ask if she wanted something before they settle the whole locked out of my dorm situation. He remembered her saying something about it was her roommate and in no way did he want to see whatever said roommate was doing. Yes, the first thing that came to mind was sex but what if it was some satanic ritual or something? No thank you.
Simon turned around after closing everything. He only grabbed his wallet and keys. They were totally getting something to eat or at least he was. After all, he was the only one on this side of the hallway who could get the universal key and open her dorm. “Do you have to be back as soon as possible or would ya wanna wait it out a bit?” He spoke loudly while getting on his shoes. She didn’t have any shoes or at least he assumed she didn’t. He wasn’t able to look that far. But he has a car and dive thru is totally better than going in.
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Out of the way, we’re family.
Yeah… that’s Simon Mitchell. [she gives the woman a small smile] May I ask who you are?
How ‘bout you just tell me where he is, yeah?
I dunno know you’re saying, but say it quieter, yeah?
It’s uh, never mind.
Simon Mitchell?
Eh, don’ know a Simon Mitchell. But he ‘bout so so height wit long blonde hair uh.. He got scars on ‘is arms.
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You’re ours.
‘Ay you, ya know where Simon at?
You okay?
I will be soon. Finally decided on some summer fun.
“I wanna go home. I can’t do this.”
“— Simon, wait.”
“Yeah?”