libera me from h*ck

dave 22 tx i can confirm that i aint no hollaback girl but lets leave a little to the imagination

[pokemongamemusic]

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Littleroot Town  Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, & Emerald Versions 

[straightfacedstrangeness]

Concept for a porno:

Woman reclining seductively on a bed. The door swings open. The Grim Reaper walks in.

Woman gives the Reaper a husky look. “So,” she drawls. “Death has finally come for me.”

“Not yet,” replies the Reaper, and strips off its robe

[freakun]

[thevinylrecordguy-deactivated20]

[gb-camera]

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[vgjunk]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[sartreslut]

[wunkolo]

[kutone]

[jncos]

[Kickstarter] I need a million dollars to forge the ultimate sword

[jncos]

Backer rewards

$20 I’ll send you a signed A4 sheet of paper sliced in half by the ultimate sword

$50 I’ll slice up whatever documents you want with the ultimate sword

$100 I’ll slice whatever object you want in half with a single clean cut. this thing can cut through solid steel like it’s butter.

$200 I will spend half an hour slicing up whatever you want like I’m Raiden in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

$500 You get The Ultimate Steak Knives, which I developed as a prototype

$1000 LIMITED OFFER! I will kill one of your enemies. No questions asked. [0/20 remaining]

$5000 Ultimate Bushido Tier. I will kill you.

[drillercred]

@leshitter do you wanna elaborate

[drillercred]

@leshitter yeah thats real mature dangling a prospective good time in front of a guys face in the form of a winky emoticon

[drillercred]

@leshitter are you getting your kicks or what

[drillercred]

am i supposed to interpret likes as affirmatives or should i just take the lack of explicit textual replies as a resounding nah

[drillercred]

anybody down to get intimate or talk about cinematography both would fly too

[cineastette]

↖ easily manipulated by dogs