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People are screwed up in this world. I'd rather be with someone screwed up and open about it than somebody perfect and ready to explode. ∟ Jameson x 19

[drinkingjameson]

@pieceofcandy: not my kind of remedy dude

@drinkingjamesone: "@pieceofcandy: not my kind of remedy dude" whatever gets the job done

[not-like-the-actor]

ooc

Eli and Will are in the same room. What’s gonna happen?

[drinkingjameson]

they gonna frickle frack to pick up chicks

[not-like-the-actor]

Will is. Not too sure about Eli. And they’ve been changed nowXD

[drinkingjameson]

I believe in him. Eli, pls. I suck as a wingman but, HE CAN GET IT (*i believe i can fly blasts loudly in the background*)

[not-like-the-actor]

ooc

Eli and Will are in the same room. What’s gonna happen?

[drinkingjameson]

they gonna frickle frack to pick up chicks

[drinkingjameson]

@mallyannebitch: @drinkingjameson i'm gonna get a dog like seymour one day. he's gonna be my homie.

@drinkingjameson: whatever u name it, it's lastname better be Asses @mallyannebitch

[cranesx]

I’ve been done with the first map for a while. But I knew about Candy Crush almost a year before everyone else. No no no, I can’t tell you my magical ways. Head Princess will take away my magical powers if I do.

[drinkingjameson]

Well, well, well Valentine, aren't you ahead of the rest of us. I still can't believe that you're done with the first map..

Damn it. I swear the Head Princess is always killing my vibe. Fine, get me passed level 135 and I'll cal it even.

[wckedgamcs]

I mean, I like to think so.

[drinkingjameson]

Yeah, man? Okay, if that's what you want. 

But you're still stuck with you name Z.

[drinkingjameson]

@mallyannebitch: @drinkingjameson well i guess you win some and you lose some, but c'mon, seymour was a loyal god damn dog.

@drinkingjameson: aw shit, u rite @mallyannebitch seymour was one hell of a dog

[drinkingjameson]

@pieceofcandy: @drinkingjameson i don't know how much i trust your remedies

@drinkingjameson: and why not? it might not be 100% 'organic' or w/e but it still kinda is because it's from the urf

[wckedgamcs]

Please don’t call me Ziyad, I’m Zen.

[drinkingjameson]

Are you really zen though?

[drinkingjameson]

@mallyannebitch: does crying at an episode of futurama make me a pussy?

@drinkingjameson: @mallyannebitch depends on the episode but probably

[leo-irons]

Do I have to go on this god forsaken cruise?

[leo-irons]

[drinkingjameson]

You probably shouldn't be shouting 'foreskin' in public, just a tip.

[drinkingjameson]

@pieceofcandy: @drinkingjameson i think you might be right

@drinkingjameson: @pieceofcandy oh, i know it. u want me to fix u up an overthecounter remedy? fix u right up

[cranesx]

You’re seriously not done with the first map yet? Well what are you waiting for?

[drinkingjameson]

What do you mean yet? There are like fifty billion levels.

Wait... are you telling me you already finished the first map? What kind dark magician princess are you? ...teach me your secret ways.

[wowitsarchie]

No one touch me, my skin feels raw and I want to puke. 

[wowitsarchie]

[drinkingjameson]

Please tell me you aren't contagious because I lent away my hazmat suit and just.. ulk.

[fckitssawyer]

Well I may be hungover, but that was a great New Years. 

[fckitssawyer]

[drinkingjameson]

Congrats, mate! May the next 365 be just as great for ya.

[drinkingjameson]

@pieceofcandy: i am never drinking again. fucking headache go away.

@drinkingjameson: @pieceofcandy I think you just did it wrong girlie

[drinkingjameson]

How the fuck is there another CandyCrush map? I'm not even done with the first one yet. Fuck you Oswald Owl or whatever the fuck your name is. Fuck dreamland. Fuck!