Calpurnia ⋆˚࿔

in my Palia obsession era, Jina and Tish are my wives|21| She/Her

[yuriflowersforever]

I heard Rotta the Hutt had an 8 pack, that he was shredded.

[yuriflowersforever]

Korra being so divisive in the fandom makes a lot of sense when you realize that she's the water avatar. Water represents change. Winter is both the end of our year and the beginning of a new one.

People who hate change are more likely to hate Korra due to the changes she made when she was the Avatar: "Korra ruined the world"

People who understand change are more likely to understand Korra even though they may not agree with the decisions she made.

[yuriflowersforever]

The Overwatch community has been misogynistic, but the hate women receive for playing "girly" characters is stupid as fuck.

It's almost like the companies know lots of female fans like to play as those characters ; why the fuck else would there be a Sanrio or Kpop collab?

If women want to play as Mercy, Juno, Dva, Kirko, Mei or Widowmaker then why do you give a fuck?

[yuriflowersforever]

Marvel Rivals & OW fans: *Arguing over which of their games are better and accusing the games of copying each other*

Me who enjoys both games, realizing that competition makes both the games better in the end:

[yuriflowersforever]

Playing Marvel Rivals before you go to bed and hearing the faint sound of ults as you fall asleep is the gamer version of counting sheep.

[yuriflowersforever]

Invincible fandom when Nolan is a genocidal space fascist and mass murderer: "Omni-Man the GOAT 🐐🗿🗿"

Invincible fans when Atom Eve decides to get an abortion: "I can't believe she would kill Mark's baby, this is unforgivable and downright evil"

[pocketpauling]

Was Debbie even in the room when that baby was made 😭

[yuriflowersforever]

All of Debbie's genes came through with Mark's beard. He can't become evil because Debbie's genes prevent him from growing a full mustache/s

[prokopetz]

Enemies-to-lovers pairing who spend a few years trying to make it work as a couple, then mutually agree to go back to trying to kill each other for real because it's hotter that way.

[yuriflowersforever]

It's these two

[minart-was-taken]

So, season 4 huh? Template by @sillygoose-xp

[ahotknife]

your work does not belong in the age gap tag if the aforementioned gap of age is not in the double digits. five years? i have good personal friends five years younger/older than me that's nothing. there is nothing scandalous about a 2-8 year age gap. we have another word for that, it's called a "peer". a real age gap is bare minimum a decade. a real age gap is two decades if you're committed to really doing it right

[yuriflowersforever]

If your work isn't about fucking middle aged people or grandpas don't tag it as age gap

[yuriflowersforever]

Being a woman or a queer person in a straight male majority fandom sucks ass.

No OCs, No fanfiction, AI everywhere, No character analysis, hardly any fan content, and absolutely no whimsy whatsoever.

It's all just power scaling, aura edits, low effort memes and white supremacy.

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[yuriflowersforever]

Ah, bipolar disorder is such a wonderful thing.

[ryebreadedd]

love it when a character wants something she cant have. keep trying to grasp the unobtainable girl it will surely be within reach next time

[yuriflowersforever]

Darth Maul...

[redstonedust]

the fact that in the realm of fiction murder isnt really considered that big of an issue is funny to me. like yes my blorbo has killed people but thats fine thats not even a problematic character trait these days. call me when you stan a character whos mildly homophobic or a serial cheater or something. that'd be real fucked up.

[yuriflowersforever]

This is the Dragon Age fandom. You can be a serial murderer, a criminal and a terrorist, but God forbid you're a fantasy Catholic, you dislike mages or you're a cop.

[yuriflowersforever]

Boomer Mothers will blame things like vaccines and Tylenol for children having Autism as if they also weren’t boiling Fabuloso on the stove when we were kids.

[byjove]

It is so weird the snobbish asshole-ish classist way people talk about poor people with pets, especially if the owner is generally a good owner and actively trying to get the pet help. I highly doubt that when that person found a kitten in a storm drain 6 years ago, they knew that it would randomly need a $5,000 emergency urinary tract blockage surgery 6 years later. ‘You should’ve have gotten a pet if you can’t afford it.’ applies to some situations but cats and dogs live 10+ years and a lot can happen in their owner’s financial situation in that time. They already feel tremendous guilt and they’re worrying about their best friend dying, being an asshole actually does not help the pet or the owner.

[yuriflowersforever]

People online would rather you let an animal die on the street corner than try to help it in any way shape or form just because you're poor.

[byjove]

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp