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minecraft, history, and whatever i feel like | doodle reqs open

[drinkingmelonwater]

woah look at that i did an animate again

[y9rn]

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

Well that explains the kid, I guess

[lil-als-lil-pals]

Presidents and veeps ranked by if you could use their surname as a baby name

[drinkingmelonwater]

Ok but johnson and gore are already existing first names

[drinkingmelonwater]

Some quick info for the history stuff you might consider for designs. Jackson had a scar on his left hand and (somewhere) on the left side of his forehead from blocking a sword when he was fourteen. The cut was said to have been to the bone and would've killed him had he not blocked it. James Madison had a small scar across his nose he got from frostbite in 1788. Most portraits omit these scars.

Despite Madison being 5ft4 and Jackson being 6ft1. Andrew Jackson and James Madison are actually the two lightest presidents. Madison weighing in at ~100lbs while Jackson was ~140lb (It was said he ate like a bird because he was so used to just not having food throughout his life.).

Woahhh omg tyyy this is so helpful :D noted ill add the scars to their designs 🫡

[drinkingmelonwater]

part 1 of hopefully many of a project im working on

for unrelated reasons if you happen to know a lot about antebellum and specifically the war of 1812 hmu pls 👀

[drinkingmelonwater]

Deeply unsatisfied with my current tumblr feed. Not niche enough need more posts about my current obsession. No i dont care that they trickle in at a rate of 2 posts/hour

[dustzvacuumcleaner]

【Antebellum/AMV】Psycho Killer

Happy Independence Day guys!! Hope you all enjoy this!

Like I've said the theme of this amv is probably: humorously(?) compressed simple antebellum history (1812-1861) group portraits into 4 minutes. So most scenes are basically related to historical facts, and the numbers there are the years of the events. However I'm historically illiterate in antebellum era, and this was something I decided to make before I even understood antebellum people lol. I hope there aren't any big mistakes x

While playing this song on repeat it suddenly struck me that everyone in the antebellum era was a god damned Psycho Killer, hence the idea for this group portrait. It's kinda sad that some of the characters I didn't get a chance to draw or that I didn't know enough about them.

If you like this, please tell me your favourite scene and feel free to share any thoughts!!! I want comments so badly😭😭😭I will probably make an explanation of timeline later!!!

BGM: Psycho Killer-Talking Heads

[drinkingmelonwater]

Thank god likes on tumblr can be private cuz otherwise theres at least one person i know irl who id never be able to look in the eyes ever again

[postcards-from-richard-nixon]

Maybe I'm exhausted cause of exams but I cannot with Aaron Burr he's so fucking ugly how the hell was he a rizzler his hairline has receded to France I can't do this anymore

[spiroagnewfan80]

I don't even know what's going on anymore

[drinkingmelonwater]

Was discussing important reformers during the civil rights movement in history and. 2/3 groups sharing w the class named jfk. Which is. Hm. I have opinions on that.

[spiroagnewfan80]

[drinkingmelonwater]

I swallow all 8 at once. Surely this has no significant consequences

[transgenderfeinberg]

[drinkingmelonwater]

One of these days im gonna pick one of the us presidents to be really weird about. Its gonna be one of the evil ones. Im going to make it everyone elses problem

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[drinkingmelonwater]

Do you ever meet someone whos casually kind of misogynistic