Get Me Out Of This Lockbox

Reader of both the Al Gore Comic Book and the John Kerry Romance Novel

[lil-als-lil-pals]

That moment your friend thinks “John Edwards” was the name of the sparkly vampire from twilight… @doodle-blight

[g1pper]

Bush vs Gore call that my period

[camelotobsessed]

Ted, Vicki Kennedy with Hillary Clinton campaigning

[ask-secretary-clay]

Do you plan to run for president in 2028?

Dear citizen lil-als-lil-pals,

Yes. Yes I do plan to run for president in 2028 on an independent ticket, as both parties—to my knowledge, suck and have not gotten their stuff sorted together.

Yr. Obt,

H. Clay

[lil-als-lil-pals]

Why on earth did I have a dream where the only thing that happened was that Dennis Kucinich was dead. He’s alive and hopefully well, my subconscious just tried to convince me into thinking otherwise

[lil-als-lil-pals]

Henry Clay: and here is a lovely open concept living room

Artist: hold that pose-

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[hyacinthsecretary]

Building a dresser in honor of Dallas’ birthday

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You ever been to any presidential libraries? They got some cool merch

I’ve been to Polk’s house and Jackson’s house but that’s it for presidential sites so far (about to visit Harding)

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[nixon-official]

[lil-als-lil-pals]

Went to the gas station and there’s a parrot?

Not even in a cage whose loose parrot is this?

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Chocolate cake on my mind

Ugh now I’m hungry. Might make chocolate cupcakes in the near future just because of this

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Beatle vs Beatle in TeeKO (ignore the caption under Paul)

[mamoru]

south carolina 🇺🇸USA🇺🇸 just legalized

SC law legalizes pinball for youth, ending decades-old prohibition • SC Daily Gazette

The law was never enforced, but supporters said it caused anxiety for otherwise rule-abiding business owners.

playing pinball under the age of 18

[southcarolinagoddess]

Well, I didn't know it was a crime for me to play my cousin's uncle's pinball machine all those times when I was a kid, haha.

I'm honestly not shocked that this was a law and that it took this long to end it. It was only like around 20 years ago South Carolina legalized tattoos. We didn't even have a state lottery until I was a teenager because it was illegal. In most of the state, you still can't buy liquor after 7:00pm and on Sundays. South Carolina is behind in a lot of ways, but I have hope for my beloved state. After all, our state motto is "Dum Spiro Spero" (while I breathe, I hope)!

[doodle-blight]

🐛

“Ah, yes, a caterpillar!”

Perfect because I’ve been Sumnermaxing lately in a very specific way

[lil-als-lil-pals]

I KNEW YOU’D UNDERSTAND MY MESSAGE! I KNEW IT 🐛

I have also been sumnermaxing

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are you okay (hit by a car???)

Hi yes! I was hit by a car a couple days ago (life update I guess) but thankfully I only sprained both ankles and nothing is broken and things are healing. It was more scary in the moment if anything

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this