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That moment your friend thinks “John Edwards” was the name of the sparkly vampire from twilight… @doodle-blight

#john edwards #edward cullen #twilight #neither of us have seen twilight

g1pper

Bush vs Gore call that my period

#im always saying this #al gore #george w bush

camelotobsessed

Ted, Vicki Kennedy with Hillary Clinton campaigning

#this is cute honestly #the Kennedy’s sound so awkward saying the letter r #let’s have normal interactions with children again #ted kennedy #vicki kennedy #hillary clinton

ask-secretary-clay

Do you plan to run for president in 2028?

Dear citizen lil-als-lil-pals,

Yes. Yes I do plan to run for president in 2028 on an independent ticket, as both parties—to my knowledge, suck and have not gotten their stuff sorted together.

Yr. Obt,

H. Clay

#guess who’s voting for Henry clay #henry clay

Why on earth did I have a dream where the only thing that happened was that Dennis Kucinich was dead. He’s alive and hopefully well, my subconscious just tried to convince me into thinking otherwise

#weird dreams #dennis kucinich

Henry Clay: and here is a lovely open concept living room

Artist: hold that pose-

#henry clay #where is he supposed to be #what is he showing us

#daniel webster #don’t worry about this

hyacinthsecretary

Building a dresser in honor of Dallas’ birthday

#truly the way to celebrate #George m Dallas

You ever been to any presidential libraries? They got some cool merch

I’ve been to Polk’s house and Jackson’s house but that’s it for presidential sites so far (about to visit Harding)

#not libraries but close enough #my friends with shades

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

nixon-official

#she teapot on my dome til I harding

Went to the gas station and there’s a parrot?

Not even in a cage whose loose parrot is this?

#not anywhere remotely tropical

Chocolate cake on my mind

Ugh now I’m hungry. Might make chocolate cupcakes in the near future just because of this

#thanks friend with shades #my friends with shades

Beatle vs Beatle in TeeKO (ignore the caption under Paul)

#paul mccartney #john lennon #tee ko

mamoru

south carolina 🇺🇸USA🇺🇸 just legalized

The law was never enforced, but supporters said it caused anxiety for otherwise rule-abiding business owners.

playing pinball under the age of 18

southcarolinagoddess

Well, I didn't know it was a crime for me to play my cousin's uncle's pinball machine all those times when I was a kid, haha.

I'm honestly not shocked that this was a law and that it took this long to end it. It was only like around 20 years ago South Carolina legalized tattoos. We didn't even have a state lottery until I was a teenager because it was illegal. In most of the state, you still can't buy liquor after 7:00pm and on Sundays. South Carolina is behind in a lot of ways, but I have hope for my beloved state. After all, our state motto is "Dum Spiro Spero" (while I breathe, I hope)!

#I have not spoken to my friend from SC in a while #should I text him about legal underage pinball?

doodle-blight

🐛

“Ah, yes, a caterpillar!”

Perfect because I’ve been Sumnermaxing lately in a very specific way

lil-als-lil-pals

I KNEW YOU’D UNDERSTAND MY MESSAGE! I KNEW IT 🐛

I have also been sumnermaxing

#yes! a caterpillar #charles sumner #he’s so cute i love him #get yourself a friend who you can send the caterpillar emoji to with no context and they’ll understand

are you okay (hit by a car???)

Hi yes! I was hit by a car a couple days ago (life update I guess) but thankfully I only sprained both ankles and nothing is broken and things are healing. It was more scary in the moment if anything

#bike is absolutely totaled but that’s less important than my body #so yeah #im okay!

freakoutgirl

This is how June is going to feel

freakoutgirl

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

#me when I go on the most stressful family cruise trip and then get hit by a car a week later #June is great

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