Insert Self Deprecating Joke Here

Dania’s the name, suicide jokes, hiding real emotions, and dank memes is the game, you know what I’m sayin?

[opal-aurora]

INTP, Slytherin, Scorpio.

[drinkthekoolaidman]

👌

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[997]

karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video

[itchycoil]

I’m trying to find this girls social media rn

[blackberryshawty]

I’m her gay friend in the front seat

[dc-gay]

I CAN LITERALLY RECITE THIS LINE FOR LINE, THAT’S HOW ICONIC THIS IS

[crimethinc-deactivated20190714]

found her update video on that

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

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[beatybe]

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

[meloncolle]

people have been drawing really cute BnHA x Animal Crossing stuff lately, so i wanted to do model edits of my favs >:)

i feel like Mic would be a peppy villager, and Aizawa would be grumpy or lazy??

[sanctiu]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ADORABLE

[drinkthekoolaidman]

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

did-you-kno:

Ravens imitate a number of sounds, and they can be extremely accurate. Their voices are able to mimic the deep, resonant tone of a man, or the higher-pitched tone of a woman. They often sound so insanely human that it’s hard to believe what you’re hearing.

See for yourself:

Mischief the raven would like to tell you hello.

And Julian wants to know what’s up.

Julian also wants to know who’s a good bird, but nobody will answer him!

Ravens also have regional accents, like the famous Terry.

Raymond is a wild bird that comes to visit his friend Merlyn and likes to make weird noises, but … wait. Was that..? At the 3min mark, was he imitating Merlyn’s laugh?

Generally this type of speech only happens with ravens that are trained and raised and captivity. But there are other wild ravens like Raymond who are freaking people out on a daily basis.

[creatureprofessor]

@sigurdjarlson

[sigurdjarlson]

THESE VIDEOS ARE SO C U T E. Raymond was imitating his laugh omg.

[palaeoplushies]

I’ve had the joy of being told to “Fuck off” by this majestic rescued raven Reaper:

[coraltum]

@wonderarium …Charlie?

[wonderarium]

my favorite is the raven who doesnt say nevermore he says say nevermore just to be an asshole

[drinkthekoolaidman]

Never believe me when I say I’m ok

[iconwater]

Drug$

[drugsnroses-blog1]

[slayxbaby]

[drinkthekoolaidman]

I could be doing a lot more productive shit than this, like planning my suicide

[drinkthekoolaidman]

An apple a Day keeps the doctor away imagine what two apples can do!

[drinkthekoolaidman]

Do the splits on a god damn ant hill

[littlekingcorona]

When its December and you’re ready to be festive for Christmas 

But you still have to deal with school and finals 

[drinkthekoolaidman]

WELP

[missnothingquotes]

[drinkthekoolaidman]

Yikes this is terrifyingly true lmao

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