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yellow-cat

my gay fish and her guard dog

deadbeatmaker

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

breadcunt

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

Salmon male grindset

inbabylontheywept

i got my cat one of those giant hamster wheel things so she could entertain herself then i showed her how it worked by putting her on it and spinning it slowly then faster then as fast as possible. and the good news is that she looooves her wheel. she just loooves being a hamster cat. but the bad news is that she doesn’t know how to use it solo so she will sit by it and scream until i spin the wheel for her. and if i dont go fast enough shell scream some more. so im hunched over this big wooden wheel turning it like igor and my cat is running so fast that shes panting like a dog and if I slow down even a little she’ll go MEEEOOOWWWWW and i frankly think I need to join a union or something. that bingus has no respect for me.

inbabylontheywept

not exaggerating the scream thing either. my roommate sent me pictures of my wretched bingus yesterday and, as you can see, she puts her whole face into it. her body contracts like an accordion. she yells so hard that her ass gets two inches closer to her face.

animentality

contemptible-scoundrel

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

contemptible-scoundrel

W gay people. W pervert women

#all so true

inthefallofasparrow

slocotion

Five new dolls will be looking for new homes this Sunday, through my secret shop! It's accessible to all Patreon memebers in the Tip Jar/Jester Jackpot tiers. The update will be live at 20:00 Irish Standard Time/ GMT+1, on Sunday the 26th of July 💫

(International tracked P&P between 20 - 30 eur)

Each doll stands between 5" - 5.5" from tip of hat to feet. Their head is made from polymer clay masked in cotton, and their body is reinforced with a wire armature to allow basic posability. The outfit is made with cotton fabric, finished off with hand embroidery, beads, lace and ribbon.

Shop Update Sunday 26th (20:00 Irish Standard Time/ GMT+1) by Slocotion on Patreon. Join Slocotion's community for exclusive content and upd

slocotion

SHOP IS LIVE!! 🥳 Sales went super fast, but Gloamfall is still available

what-even-is-thiss

Our cats never attempt to escape or go outside. We yoinked them from out there. They know the struggle.

Out there they would be dodging cars and coyotes. In here they get free food and belly rubs. Fair trade for not being allowed to eat bees anymore.

what-even-is-thiss

One terrifying day I accidentally left a door open and when I remembered and ran back to close it they were both just staring at the door and they looked back at me like why is the portal to the badlands open? Close this immediately.