stay dead

Amy, 23, she/her

[angel-derangement]

so sad the hear about Jared and Jensen... I thought alphas and omegas mated for life?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[josaprcat]

Alright, if y'all are so smart, what’s the evil symbolism behind this?

[zumester]

[ovur]

You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

- Stephenie Meyer

[roboco-san]

"hey babe I'm sending you something horrible" is a love language

[teruumobbu]

Happy birthday to my favorite boy <3 

[pointnclick]

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

[nae-nae-supreme]

id fuck him

[rottingfacade]

I’d fuck him too

[elfgender]

Love wins

[butch-king-frankenstein]

“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“

[tibets]

[netoey]

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

[hyrude]

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

[hyrude]

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if shes your girl, then whys she breastfeeding me?

shes my girl and you are our beautiful son. welcome to the world my boy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

NO-

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if that old man comes back im fucking him myself

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

KILLING. KILLING HIM MYSELF

[eclecticism18]

[knifelesbian69]

[axelzp]

…

…so, uh…

…who the fuck is Freud?

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[dykerightsmp3]

thinking of my tumblr mutual who referred to war and peace as ‘wap’ today

[seriousjones]

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

[antema]

its so bright outside

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Bella begging Edward to hurry up and change her because she doesn't have much time left

[weirdness-is-good]

[sensitivesiren]