I Am The Ultimate Insanity!

Troubled childhood doesn't even cover it. What can I say that hasn't already been said? They call me Cletus Kasady. They call me Carnage. I call me the Herald of Chaos! M!A: Child - 3 Days (10/26/13) ((RP blog for 616 Cletus Kasady, aka Carnage. Will get NSFW, open to any RP and M!A.))

[symbiotescum]

Don’t tempt me.

[drippingwithchaos]

[ sticks out his butt and shakes it at him ]

[symbiotescum]

Stop that.

[drippingwithchaos]

[ slowly shakes butt ]

[simplyirresistiblemen]

Dolph Lundgren.

[symbiotescum]

Don’t tempt me.

[drippingwithchaos]

[ sticks out his butt and shakes it at him ]

[symbiotescum]

Yes.

[drippingwithchaos]

Make me.

[drippingwithchaos]

dicksleeve

[symbiotescum]

Leave him alone.

[drippingwithchaos]

No.

[drippingwithchaos]

dicksleeve

[drippingwithchaos]

Yer borin’, s’what you are.

[nothankpym]

I’m actually okay with that.

[drippingwithchaos]

[ Spits on the floor near his feet. ]

[drippingwithchaos]

Offline

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"I’m pregnant with your baby."

"Not in the mood Kasady…"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"Best thing to do would be to end this now, but way I figured, you’re stuck in there with an active magnesium charge that’s just going to keep burning and burning, so have fun with you’re little out of control camp fire, sonny boy.”

[drippingwithchaos]

Cletus had to think fast. The more it burned, the more it hurt, and his only salvation was that soldier. He dropped to his knees. "Gimme outta here, an' I'll letcha put a bullet in me when we're done!!"

[cearnal]

Black Snake Moan

"I think… I think we’re fucked up. I know I am. But that don’t mean what I feel ain’t real, that I can’t love somebody. And I know what I done is real real bad, but um…

So if you want to quit on me I understand. But please don’t.”

gif source: mysticmarbles

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"I’m pregnant with your baby."

"Not in the mood Kasady…"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"How about I just end this and be done with it."

He tossed a magnesium charge that ignited on Cletus.”I may be doing things the wrong way but I’m not letting you loose, last thing we need are two maniacs on the loose.

[drippingwithchaos]

Cletus screamed an unholy noise and leapt out of the way, his symbiote shrinking away, leaving him more exposed.

"Shit!! Damn, son, y'all don' fuckin' play!!" He panted heavily. "M'offerin' ya a chance t'do what yer trayin' t'do, ya fuckin' retard!! Don' be a dipshit about it!"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"I’m pregnant with your baby."

"Not in the mood Kasady…"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

“That’s a little TOO generous, even for you Cletus… What do you want in return?”

[drippingwithchaos]

Cletus grinned, grabbing the barrel of Flash's rifle and rubbing it suggestively. "I don' need much. A 'Git Outta Jail Free' card or two'll sate me, Daddy-O..."He put the rifle against his own throat, laughing softly. "Whachu say, boy? You wanna waste time killin' me, or you wanna git shit done?"

[marshallmathers-x]

Eminem gülmeye çalışırsa :)

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"I’m pregnant with your baby."

"Not in the mood Kasady…"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"Why would I help you with anything."

[drippingwithchaos]

"Because yer lookin' fer some fuckin' hard justice an' I ain' gonna leash ya."

"Well, not figuratively..."

[littlemouserat]

Jackie Earle Haley Screen Caps from the “Planet of the Apes” T.V show in the episode “The legacy”.

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"I’m pregnant with your baby."

"Not in the mood Kasady…"

[archiveburnout-deactivated20260]

"Still not in the mood for this Kasady."

[drippingwithchaos]

"You wanna bail on this stupid plan, then, College Boy?"

"Maybe we can git some mutual back scratchin' done."

[drippingwithchaos]

i just want amoral flash and cletus to team up or something