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shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
sheepfilms
Product Placement
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
@theartofmadeline
NASA
tannertan36
bliss lane
Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
hello vonnie
JVL
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$LAYYYTER
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@dripsplatter
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. ― J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.
Go nuts, my friends.
this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly
ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.
YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!
Save an artist and r e b l o g
hey my friends and I just all remembered the disney channel original movie “Luck of the Irish” exists so we found it and watched it (don’t do this) and it’s four messes and a half but at the end the main character challenges the enemy leprechaun to a wager and says “if you lose, you’ll be banished to the land of my father, to spend eternity on the shores of Eerie” and the bad guy corrects him and says “Éire,” thinking he’d mispronounced the Gaeilge for Ireland,
and when he loses he’s like “I’m going back to my homeland, and I’ll gain power once again!” and the main character is like “no. My MOTHER is from Ireland. My dad’s from Cleveland.”
and the bad guy gets banished to live on the shores of Lake Eerie in Ohio forever and I’ve been thinking about that for like two weeks now
someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold
it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far
so good
I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office
PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW
here are my faves, enjoy fam
ok interesting
i really like the picture the bot chose for this
i mean i can’t say that’s… untrue…
a valuable inspirational quote
and my personal favorite:
though i do have to admit that the best thing about this generator is the revelation that comes at the end (when you’ve spent like 20 minutes clicking), that the inspirobot is a company of insectoid aliens that cares deeply for you.
This is amazing??!!
I think I hit the jackpot with these two:
But then it went all:
Okay, thanks…
Wow that’s ominous.
That’s true.
Just y’know, let life fuck you in the ass.
Like “sexy anime Nazi girls” hasn’t been a completely horrifying concept for the past decade…
Actually this one’s p positive tbh.
The best part about this one is that if you look at how the image was cropped it’s like fatherhood has led this guy to going on a quasi drug addled rampage and bellyflop nearly naked straight into a grass field.
See also: Breaking Bad.
Yeah, why the fuck not.
Oh uh, okay.
I actually laughed at this, this is a prime mood.
OUTLAW INCOMPETENCE
A beautiful punk mood
I mean, you’re not wrong
That trans boy life be like
I’m putting these in my office.
This is too true:
OMG XD I just keep getting the sex-related ones
the fine folks at the coca-cola company made a website where we can create our own gifs with their coca-cola logo on them, and the gifs we create are going to help the coca-cola people sell a lot of their beverage i’m sure
did these people learn nothing from Madden 15
Good morning. The mind is a prison.
A Mood:
I love my children!!!!!! All of them!!!!
There’s Atlanna, Mera, Arthur, and...
*looks at smudged writing on hand* Orb
Berta Pfirsich
@dripsplatter
E: Element- Kendrick Lamar L: Lost- Frank Ocean E: Eat Your Heart Up- The Blow N: No One’s Here to Sleep- Naughty Boy A: Amazing- Aerosmith
I love it, thank you!
If you go south forever you’ll eventually go north but if you go east forever you’ll never go west
Um
Would practical mermaids have noses?
"I don't understand."
-me in every class
When I asked for change this isn't what I meant
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
wait.
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.
Nope.
Went there.
Parrots tried to take our car.
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.
Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.
There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started.
I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool.
Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots.
What the fuck
"Unspoken"
I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.
#Manuary Male Positivity Facts
1. Men with bald spots are still handsome
2. Men who have no hair are handsome
3. Men with long hair are handsome
4. Men with tummies are handsome
5. Men who have high pitched voices are lovely
6. Men who have typical “feminine” interests are still men
7. Men who show emotion/admit feelings are no less men and their feelings are VALID.
8. Men are NOT all sexist pigs
9. Men contribute wonderful things to society
10. Men can be stay at home daddies
11. Men do not have to like beer, sex, yard work and sports to be manly
12. But the aforementioned things are okay in moderation
13. Short men are handsome
14. Tall men are handsome.
