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WHEN YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING I GO LA LA LA LA 'Sup nerdbeans. The name's Marisa, but you can call me Macy. I'm 19 and I'm one dynamite gal. Don't believe me? Just ask. I'll be sure to make you listen. Currently in Belgium because of this whole 'clones'...

[dxntecross]

I would not be surprised if that was the case.

Excuse me?

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

Sometimes I wonder if this is all a dream or something.

We’re not near any type of normal civilization, are we? I need a CVS or something.

[dxntecross]

It would be too easy, and not what they want.

[dxntecross]

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

They probably would say something and then go ‘surprise!’ right before locking us up again.

On another note, someone tell Dr. Seuss I need new batteries because I have this obnoxious ringing in my ears and it ain’t the tea kettle.

[dxntecross]

In what sense?

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

That would be just letting us go.

[dxntecross]

I truly think that it’s not going to work.

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

I think it would be way too easy for them to just send us back now.

[dxntecross]

I don’t care how much they attempt to normalize this situation with ‘holidays’, they still took us against our will, and aware from all of your families. Do they think that celebrating this weekend will make up for all of their actions?

[dxntecross]

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

Maybe they want us to ‘feel like home’?

[yungmyrtlesnow-deactivated20210]

Unbreakable Smile - Tori Kelly 

[rachelthegreatbabsy]

Too bad I don’t dance.

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

But if you did, you would. 

[gabby-mendoza]

Um, so what’s the catch?

[gabby-mendoza]

I guess I’m sort of the sexy trendy dresser, though I’m having to switch things up some lately.  Fortunately, yoga pants and tunics are a good look.  But I am trying to make even this look match my personality.  But I’m wearing flipflops a lot more lately.  Ugh, or those really heavy people who wear shirts too short so their stomach hangs out of their shirt? 

Oh, that’s funny, though why would a Venus fly trap freak him out?  I mean its a plant that eats flies.  But that had to be one hell of an amusing random conversation.  Yeah, you know, I try not to be that nagging baby mama.  I think he’s pretty chill with the way things are going.  Well, at least he hasn’t let on any different.  

So um, what do you think of this place?

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

I guess you can say I like to dress up when I feel like it. But I’m a girl who values comfort. Nothing wrong with flipflops. The weather has been fantastic. Eww, that just sounds like total creeper status.

I don’t know. It’s a plant that eats flies. Plants usually don’t eat things. Or look like they have teeth. I am the queen of amusing conversations. He seems to be. 

Eh. Not much of an upgrade.

[theoriginalpierce]

I miss it too. I mean I’m one of those strange people that actually like my work. Unlike most here, he thinks this is the cat’s meow. He loves sunbathing and sand doesn’t seem to bother him. The beach reminds me of the Hunger Games… Stupid movie ruining things. We could come visit.

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

Having a webshow is pretty fun, though. You get to be creative and all that jazz. He’s quite the character. And he likes attention. The Hunger Games? Wait... Oh.  I think I know what you’re talking about. A visit would be awesome. 

[gabby-mendoza]

Um, so what’s the catch?

[gabby-mendoza]

Yeah, Brandon’s hair, lol, I have to say… tough guy, but his hair puffs out like a chia pet :P  Yeah, I’ve been known to have worn my risque stuff in the past.  Nothing as far as risque attire would shock my conscience, well, unless it’s like a 200 pound woman trying to wear something tiny, and the fat folds and flabs hang out of places I didn’t even know could have fat flabs… then I’m really likely to judge, stare, and just ask why. 

How do you get ‘Cactus Boy’ from Brandon?  I mean, that’s just such a random nickname.  Like is it because some cacti have segments that look like boners and he seems to have a permanent boner?  Just kidding, lol.  I mean he’s good.  Crazy enough, he’s the perfect baby daddy, if I must have one.  

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

I always used to dress up like that. Now I'm more of a sweats and sneakers type. Hahaha. Or Jabba the Hutt.

I don't know. It stemmed from a joke about having sex on a bed of cacti and it just stuck. I give everyone lame nicknames. Brandon just got the worst of them. I think he freaked out a little when I tried to give him a Venus fly trap though. That's cool.

[theoriginalpierce]

Can I sue these idiots for taking my Internet. Surely my thousands of followers are ready to riot or something because Fondue for Two is indefinitely in repeats. This is my lively hood though I think Lord Tubs enjoys this change of scenery and he’s probably the only one.

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

I miss Fondue for Two. How is Tubs anyway? That cat was like, my spirit animal.

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

So apparently I read somewhere dancing helps with vertigo spells. I don’t know how that works but I’ll take it.

If anyone wants to double up with me as the Pat to my Tiffany, I’ll give you $5.

[gabby-mendoza]

Um, so what’s the catch?

[gabby-mendoza]

Oh my god, I swear to god, heat and I don’t get along right now!  Man, weeks ago, I could work a catsuit, but I don’t know about now.  Um, give me a few more weeks, give or take, lol.

Cactus boy, you mean Brandon? 

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

It does things to my hair that I really do not appreciate. I sort of had something like one when I was sixteen. It was for a performance. But more like one of those crazy costume things.

Ayyyyyee. 

[dancerbritt-s-pierce]

Oh my god, you noticed that too?  Caution, slightly on the boring side, but better safe than sorry, huh?  

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

The limping thing? Yes! To some extent, at least. I’m the one you’ll probably find skydiving off a plane. 

[gabby-mendoza]

Um, so what’s the catch?

[gabby-mendoza]

What for a peep show, just kidding lol.  Umm, I see one window, but it’s sealed and doesn’t open.  I’m guessing they made the room escape-proof.  

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

Ick. I’m going to be sweating meatballs in this place. As if we’re going to climb out a window. Not everyone is part of Mission Impossible and has that special stuff Ethan Hawke uses to climb windows. Pshh. I mean, how badass would that be, though? Maybe I should wear my leather catsuit or something next time.

How are things with you and cactus boy?

[dancerbritt-s-pierce]

Likely, possible, me complaining like House.  Though I hope not to have the cane for our entire life.  I don’t mind experiements, so long as they’re not done on people.  I do start to feel sorry for the other animals tool.  Well, I try not to think about it.

I’ve accepted that there is little a person could do to change this malady in my body, where I can’t um form this clotting factor without this giant mess.  I guess what I hope to gain from this experience fo being locked up is a way for my malady to be more predictable.  I can’t be living a life where I’m afraid to do things and lead a life, out of fear of any potential injury.  

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

Dr. House is super smart, though. He may have had issues and limped on the wrong foot, but he knows what he’s doin’. It’s kind of counterintuitive, isn’t it? We try to make progress but we’re still sort of behind on what will actually affect us. We as humans, at least.

Oh, wow. Well, carefulness is always a good thing, right? Caution. That’s pretty much how I feel. There’s a lot of things I have to be careful with or I’m going to end up falling on my face or something.

[fashion-b-kurt-hummel-anderson]

So let me get this straight

If you’re on the beach, and you’re needed, they’ll drag you back in.  What if your preference is to swim without clothes?  Must they march you to the designated place in your nude glory?  The thought is almost laughable. 

Is there not an ounce of respect for one’s own privacy?  Also, I believe my room instructions might have been something of a mistake. It seems impossible that this tiny space would suffice for two fully grown males? 

[drivingmissmacy-blog]

If they need me and I’m on the beach, they’re going to have to carry my ass back here, because, frankly, the beach is awesome. Just saying.

I think they have a notion we don’t need breathing room. Why couldn’t my glitch be turning into a bird or something. Or a lizard.