忍び泣く

❝ Even a guy like ME can spot e v i l when he sees it. ❞ indie roleplay blog for KUJO JOTARO from JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE.

[drkxjo]

✧ starter call ✧

maybe?

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winefilth replied to your post “Why is it that whenever I come back here everyone is going wild?”

Help.

You literally could not pay me enough to get involved in some reality TV-esque teenage drama bullshit. 

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cinderella-esque replied to your post “Why is it that whenever I come back here everyone is going wild?”

Get your uncle. @pompadxur

Uncle? I don’t know what you’re talking about. 

[drkxjo]

“Why is it that whenever I come back here everyone is going wild?”

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clackerss:

let’s go to mcdonald’s i’ll buy you like two big macs

I’d love to but we can’t... Not anymore...

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clackerss

  @ me next time

sorry UwU i didn’t want to hurt ur feelings

it’s too late for that

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@ me next time

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"You got a new hat?"

Jotaro isn’t one for expressing much emotion other than anger or annoyance, but as his grandfather is the first person to notice the slight change in his appearance he really can’t help but crack a small, pleased smile. 

“Yeah. I got it yesterday. It looks fine?” he asks, though he already knows it should look fine considering it’s not all that different from his old hat.

[drkxjo]

Jotaro how do u feel abt people calling you daddy

“I can’t bring myself to care all that much but it’s a little annoying considering that I don’t understand why. I only have one kid, after all.”

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jotaro do you like hatsune miku

“Is that a Pokémon?”

[drkxjo]

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you daddy?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch bitch but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO DICK 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

“Alright, I just wanna know which one of you considers me a slutty ghost bitch and why...”

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[cheapantics]

who the fuck do you think you are, little boy? do you think that you can just come up here and throw that name around to spite me? shut your bitch ass up before i smack you w/ hermit purple again, smh. Your ass ain’t about to get off the hook from that ass baby you’ve hidden from the world 

[drkxjo]

god damn calm ur old ass down she didn’t tell me u would react like that jfc... chill. i’m just makin a point here.

AND I DON’T HAVE AN ASS BABY

[cheapantics]

do these old small and wrinkly ass EYES of mine look like them big o’ yaoi eyes u have? no.

[drkxjo]

boy shut your old ass up your eyes are bigger than mine. you’re the yaoi one here granny told me ‘bout u and caesar

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clackerss

 “all of us are fine but jotaro”  Says the old man...

Um you don’t know this yet you’re 3taro REMEMBER??

Not anymore.

[instarlines-a-blog]

He’d lifted his hand up and let it fall back onto Jotaro’s head, rubbing where he’d smacked him moments ago, he wished to apologize but this is discipline. And the child didn’t seem to say much towards it.

“It’s just how the family is Jojo, perhaps with your friends it’s fine but with, elderly we take it badly due to you know. How rude it is. Just address us with the simple ‘Hello’ and ‘Hello Grandfather’.”

[drkxjo]

The affectionate gesture is something Jotaro is used to thanks to how clingy his mother is, but he finds it annoying regardless (he’s just at that age, it seems). He shakes his head to brush Jonathan’s hand off, grunting in acknowledgement of his words. He supposes his great great grandfather is right—Jotaro knew from the start he shouldn’t call Joseph a bitch in the first place, anyway. 

“I’ll keep it in mind for next time. But I can’t say I’ll keep any promises if he annoys me.” 

[drkxjo]

“all of us are fine but jotaro”  Says the old man who cheated on his wife to have a son younger than I am...