[drlesarchive]

um. hello again kids. my other account was shot down by whoever runs this place

[bettedavisgf]

taylor swift is kind of fascinating in the sense that there is definitely going to be an i tonya esque biopic about her crazy persona in 20 years where she’ll get invited to the golden globes as a fun gag 

[winonareeves]

Inspired by [X]

[yeehawlw]

[upsidedowneggo]

I love Jonathan, but Joyce is very lucky teen Jonathan didn’t exist at the same time as 2009 emo

[hawkinsgf]

modern day au

el: [uses her powers to flip a whole row of water bottles and land them perfectly]

the kids:

[imgayjokes]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand I’m gay. The humor is extremely subtle, and with or without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go I’m gay. There’s also I’m gay outlook, which is deftly woven into I’m gay - I’m gay draws heavily from Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsch literature, for instance.

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike I’m gay truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in I’m gay’s existential “I’m gay!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Dante’s Italian epic, Divine I’m Gay. I’m gay right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as I’m gay unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I’m gay.

And yes by the way, I do have an I’m gay tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Not unless you’re gay man

[priyasgf]

hey lesbians what’s the typical “straight guy” thing u do that u pull off way better than any man? personally i’m a hot jock who manspreads when she sits and sleeps in boxers

[cat-butch]

Loving and caring for women

[lesbianshepard]

i only have three character traits tbh:

lesbian

dumb as fuck

kinda mean

[markantonys]

how in the name of fuck do padme’s next 17 outfits fit in these 3 tiny suitcases

[aggressivewhenstartled]

All the technology they don’t put into gynecology goes into suitcases.

[themikewheelers]

You mean to tell me all four of these are different people?

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[mrwilliewonka]

“But comedy has to be edgy and offensive or else it’s terrible!”

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Daisy Ridley | photographed by Liz Collins for Elle’s UK, November  2017.

[loneliestgirl15]

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