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t | 30s | he/they | hot old man enjoyer

[bebeocho]

fic: daddy, you been on my mind

fandom: a knight of the seven kingdoms

rating: explicit

pairing: dunk / baelor

words: 5,157

Baelor steps in close enough for them to touch, the fine fabric of his robe brushing against the hair on Dunk's thigh. "Better?" he asks, leaning over Dunk, bracing his hands on the arms of the chair. He looks so beautiful, lit from behind by the firelight, that it strikes Dunk dumb for a moment. A dragon, he thinks, wreathed in flame — his own, not-quite-tame dragon. "Yes," Dunk replies, and reaches up to cup Baelor's face, thumb sweeping over his cheekbone. And he is, much better already, but — he could be better still. His other hand pats at his own thigh. "C'mere?"

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[irondive]

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[sixappleseeds]

[ID: screenshot of tags that say #op I am Begging you to post a photo of this #I need to see the Aldi cowboy

followed by picture of a buckskin-clad man with a handlebar mustache and black cowboy hat, shouldering two very full reusable Aldi bags near the cart return /end ID]

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[theinternetarchive]

Anne Lamott, Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life North American; United States, pub. 1994

[dozydawn]

sterling silver seal peppers, 1882.

[bebeocho]

update:

they are going for almost TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[appletvgifs]

I'm a shaman. Widow's Bay, S01E05

[in-a-faradaze]

TJ MIKELOGAN’s HALLOWEEN HORROR 2025 EVENT | Day 16: Elevated Horror

Mulholland Drive (2001), dir. David Lynch

[dozydawn]

sterling silver seal peppers, 1882.