the sky, pure opal now

🪐

[nyxfaei]

Troubled grown men doing wife shit in my mind palace

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[blvdeofhoney]

tom riddle the original AI who ghostwrites shitty love poems for a lovesick 11 year old girl

[1dyll1c-ao3]

I think the reason that Tomarry isn’t as popular as some other similar ships in the fandom is because it is impossible to have them as a side pairing.

You can’t just introduce a story and then randomly bring up: “Oh yeah, Harry Potter and Voldemort are a couple.” Everyone would be like: “SAY WHAT NOW?!?”

One cannot simply address these lunatics as a side-note. They are such a crazy pairing they need the full spotlight and a 50k+ word slow burn enemies to lovers arc to make any sense.

[valtsv]

let's meet in the space between text and subtext, they'll never find us there

[punkrock-bottom]

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator

[fsmilanocortina]

Alysa Liu (USA)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Free Skate (150.20)

[valtsv]

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

[valtsv]

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

[valtsv]

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

[medievaljournalist]

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

[girlwyrm]

[iwillmissourtalks]

truly anything can be good if you do enough textual analysis

[iwillmissourtalks]

fandom at its core is about asking the age old question “what if they were doing that shit on purpose” and then they weren’t

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

[quasi-normalcy]

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

[quasi-normalcy]

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

[inquisitorgirl]

We're making Kamo-senpai snort fat lines

[kiw1o0]

More office shenanigans

[naomiiocha]

He don’t gaf that his balls are out, needed to draw toji in his kimono from the new ep

[devouringyourson]

Lucifer, Morning Star [Paul Fryer, 2008] installation - The Holy Trinity church in Marylebone, Westminster 2008, Images via