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@cortexrules
When you destroyed Cortex's space station weren't you afraid that you would kill N. Gin too? What about Tiny Tiger?
What? No. Had I been out to kill anyone, I wouldn't just have blown up the space station. Everyone I know can survive an explosion like that. I was just proving a point.
A painful, smoldering, and - regrettably - slightly pants‑wetting point, I might add.
Ahhh, memories...
I refuse to ask you anything but if you know if Ripper Roo has an ask blog I can look through.
Also, did you know that dolphins are the only animals besides humans to have culture and "fads"? During the 1980s, a lot of dolphins were seen killing fish and wearing them as hats. This mirrors fads / trends, though it's not really one because they aren't human !!
Is this what the kids refer to as "rage-baiting"? Nice try, but this nimble dolphin refuses to bite!
Also, you're wrong.
N. Gin, for Easter I want the whole castle appropriately decorated. That means the whole castle - N. Brio's tower included. I won't have it with any excuses this year!
You wouldn't want to disappoint the ornamental poultry, now would you? 🐣🐤
yeees, Master... your weel ees n.gins.. ehhh.. ees what n.gin weel be doeeng...
more cheeckens, eggs and bunees than you've ever seen... n.gin shall device a- a cannon.
yeeess... eet weel decorate everyee eench in but a moment.. a bleenk.. hee hee hee... n.brio weel be festeev thees year wether he likes eet or not..
Oh! Ooh! Can I help!? :D
yeeeeeeesssss n.chant... you shall feet eento thees equateeon nicelee.... n.gin needs help carryeeng and buyeeng little decorateev chickens een bulk from the store...
you may use anee mageec you deem necessaree... granted eet ees festeev mageec...
Excellent! Or should I say, heh… eggcellent? Hahaha!
Truly, my comedic power knows no bounds.
This year, we’re destined for a gloriously yellow Easter!
I’m seriously thinking about exercising my humbler side this year. Not an easy task, I know, considering I’m already the humblest person there is!
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"
Yes! A day out with his best friend in the whole wide world! What is there not to like? Just… now I only have to solve the - erm - tiny, insignificant problem of getting him outside to begin with. You see, N. Brio is quite fond of the little nest he has built for himself.
Wait a putrid second! I could potentially stage an emergency and have the entire castle evacuated. That way, Dr. N. Brio would have no choice but to abandon his tower. Then it's simply a matter of sealing the blast doors and denying him re-entry. A minor core-melt accident should suffice for the ruse.
It's the perfect setup for a day of fun! What could possibly go wrong?
warmeeng up our most ranceed and unstable nuclear reactor as we speak Master.... the blast doors are readee to be sealed....
treat heem good Master....
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"
Yes! A day out with his best friend in the whole wide world! What is there not to like? Just… now I only have to solve the - erm - tiny, insignificant problem of getting him outside to begin with. You see, N. Brio is quite fond of the little nest he has built for himself.
Wait a putrid second! I could potentially stage an emergency and have the entire castle evacuated. That way, Dr. N. Brio would have no choice but to abandon his tower. Then it's simply a matter of sealing the blast doors and denying him re-entry. A minor core-melt accident should suffice for the ruse.
It's the perfect setup for a day of fun! What could possibly go wrong?
Neo, homie, I don't think you would need to cause a potential nuclear disaster just to make him leave, just be honest with him!
Honest??
I think I'll stick to my original plan, thank you.
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
You should give him a mouthful of mosquito larvae and some gravel to help him break them down in his mouth! :)
That’s a no on the gravel; N. Brio has retained full dentition, along with the biochemical capacity to remodel his muzzle at will. Gravel would be a grave mistake.
Writing down the larvae, though!
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"
Yes! A day out with his best friend in the whole wide world! What is there not to like? Just… now I only have to solve the - erm - tiny, insignificant problem of getting him outside to begin with. You see, N. Brio is quite fond of the little nest he has built for himself.
Wait a putrid second! I could potentially stage an emergency and have the entire castle evacuated. That way, Dr. N. Brio would have no choice but to abandon his tower. Then it's simply a matter of sealing the blast doors and denying him re-entry. A minor core-melt accident should suffice for the ruse.
It's the perfect setup for a day of fun! What could possibly go wrong?
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
I personally go for offering a meal of substantial sustenance. Like a can of ravioli, or a dead wombat.
Been there, done that, Cat. No, I need to devise something new - something exciting that only a best friend of the highest degree could ever conceive!
Wool slippers? Custom beakers? I'll think of something.
Who's the sharpest shooter on the island? You or Pinstripe?
Ha! Put us in a duel and I'll have Pinstripe eat laser faster than you can say "lupara bianca"! There's nothing to it, Sunnies.
n.gin can not condone a duel in wheech Master keells an employee.... very sorree, Master... eet goes against the screepture...
The role of HR manager has changed you, man. You used to be cool.
.... notheeng cooler than.... followeeng protocoool......!(?)
...
N. Gin, get off my post.
Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?
Important!
Cortex ... If the Pink Mask Is a Ghost Mask maybe She can create a essercit of half dead people
Che cosa?
Between you and me, Sunnies, I believe we have seen the very last of that pink nuisance. Life on Wumpa islands is a treacherous one...
I prefer the dead to STAY dead anyway.
You don't happen to have a "the dead stay dead"-ray lying around, do you?
Not of the calibre required to sever someone such as yourself from this mortal coil, Doctor. However, give me a day, and I’ll produce a list of ideas for keeping you in a perpetual state of dissolution.
No tissue, no trouble - you know!
Ah- yea, no. I understand, just had to ask..
I was going to turn your list down cause Candido and I already had me dissolved and stored in a tube for... A period of time. But I really could use all the help I can get, so I'd appreciate your ideas. Thank you, Doctor.
Excellent! I'll pop you an e-mail.
Say, are there any dos and don'ts I should be aware of? Any allergies? Crippling fears? Just so I know what level of cooperation to expect!
do you prefer wet food or dry food
Oh, dry food for sure! Nobody likes dry food, Sunnies. It's the only form of nourishment we feed our caged creatures - to keep them extra discontent!
Greetings, roach-man! Word has reached me through the jungle telegraph that you are of Swedish descent! Thus, I bring forth a question of the gravest importance - one you simply must answer:
Do the Cardigans still roam the stages of their homeland? I've been a fan for a long time and was hoping to catch them live in their natural habitat!
Looking forward to your answer!
Cortex
Ah! Yes! I am, in fact! I am glad that is something people are talking about. Very appropriate gossip, indeed.
And I mean- I did a quick search on the world wide web and found they are still touring. Although.. Not in Sweden from what I could see. Closest you can get is Finland, and I mean... Not a bad backup! Very fine neighbors!
I hope you have fun if you do decide to go. Good evening to you, doctor.
Finland??
I suppose my academic inquiry into the Swedish language wouldn't go entirely to waste...
"One fika, please!"
I'm sorry to say, but you did not age gracefully. How are the three of you the same age?
Well, excuse me for looking mature and refined. I can't help that the other two don't look a day over twenty.
twentee.....? you are so eloquent wheeth your words, nitrus brio.....
Uh-oh! Sounds like someone has pulled themselves a new admirer, N. Brio. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Careful or you'll break their little heart!
Merry Christmas, you foul critters, and a Happy New Evil Year!
Let us all strive to make 2026 the worst it can be!
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Who's the sharpest shooter on the island? You or Pinstripe?
Ha! Put us in a duel and I'll have Pinstripe eat laser faster than you can say "lupara bianca"! There's nothing to it, Sunnies.
n.gin can not condone a duel in wheech Master keells an employee.... very sorree, Master... eet goes against the screepture...
The role of HR manager has changed you, man. You used to be cool.
.... notheeng cooler than.... followeeng protocoool......!(?)
...
N. Gin, get off my post.
