[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[doctor-rosch]

This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

[cathasacrayon]

So when are you going to write to fix this?

[doctor-rosch]

I- well. I did do some amateur storytelling a while back...

Luckily, I left all my writing in a property I owned in the 50's. It was some detective nonsense. I had some sort of foolish high after a run-in with some ne'er-do-wells.

I highly doubt it was anything worth saving!

[cathasacrayon]

Oh? Shame. I would have loved to read some.

[cortexrules]

I refuse to ask you anything but if you know if Ripper Roo has an ask blog I can look through.

Also, did you know that dolphins are the only animals besides humans to have culture and "fads"? During the 1980s, a lot of dolphins were seen killing fish and wearing them as hats. This mirrors fads / trends, though it's not really one because they aren't human !!

Is this what the kids refer to as "rage-baiting"? Nice try, but this nimble dolphin refuses to bite!

Also, you're wrong.

[cathasacrayon]

Why would one waste a perfect good fish?

[willgrahamscock]

I’m sobbing

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

cleansing the timeline with my cat

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]

[cathasacrayon]

@doctor-rosch

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[doctor-rosch]

This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

[cathasacrayon]

So when are you going to write to fix this?

[nginiamhim]

N. Gin, for Easter I want the whole castle appropriately decorated. That means the whole castle - N. Brio's tower included. I won't have it with any excuses this year!

You wouldn't want to disappoint the ornamental poultry, now would you? 🐣🐤

yeees, Master... your weel ees n.gins.. ehhh.. ees what n.gin weel be doeeng...

more cheeckens, eggs and bunees than you've ever seen... n.gin shall device a- a cannon.

yeeess... eet weel decorate everyee eench in but a moment.. a bleenk.. hee hee hee... n.brio weel be festeev thees year wether he likes eet or not..

[nova-chant]

Oh! Ooh! Can I help!? :D

[nginiamhim]

yeeeeeeesssss n.chant... you shall feet eento thees equateeon nicelee.... n.gin needs help carryeeng and buyeeng little decorateev chickens een bulk from the store...

you may use anee mageec you deem necessaree... granted eet ees festeev mageec...

[cortexrules]

Excellent! Or should I say, heh… eggcellent? Hahaha!

Truly, my comedic power knows no bounds.

This year, we’re destined for a gloriously yellow Easter!

[nova-chant]

I have hidden tasty several eggs throughout the castle, careful though, some of them are joke eggs >:3c

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[doctor-rosch]

I am making a DNI (DO NOT INTERACT) list

Let me know if you need to be on it

k thx

[doctor-rosch]

@cathasacrayon Toxic!

I'm adding you to the list. AS WELL as all the people who expressed an interest in EATING ME!

AND I'll have you know I am in contact with an exorcist so we can figure out how to trap you somehwere.

Be very afraid.

[cathasacrayon]

Oh THATS who that person was.

[doctor-rosch]

.... please tell me you did not eat the exorsist.

I have moral qualms about that- OF COURSE, and my thought are with them. But I was also thinking about the fact that I'm paying them by the hour and I don't have room for this in my budget.

This is secondary, though. Of course.

[cathasacrayon]

Do... you want me to throw them up then?

[byjove]

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

[cheese-wiz-for-bones]

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

[byjove]

she has been practicing since she was very young

[merimaybe]

What a dignified and shapely beast…

[teaboot]

yall aren’t gonna believe this

[teaboot]

I swear to god I tried to grab my phone but I couldn’t without ruining the moment

He wouldn’t lEAVE

[teaboot]

I’m so fucking proud of my weird wet son

[teaboot]

IT IS A THING NOW

[teaboot]

Important update: it has been several weeks and little mans still needs to inspect and rub his face on the shower head every single night before bed so after washing up and putting on my jimjams I then have to get up on a stool like

[doctor-rosch]

I am making a DNI (DO NOT INTERACT) list

Let me know if you need to be on it

k thx

[doctor-rosch]

@cathasacrayon Toxic!

I'm adding you to the list. AS WELL as all the people who expressed an interest in EATING ME!

AND I'll have you know I am in contact with an exorcist so we can figure out how to trap you somehwere.

Be very afraid.

[cathasacrayon]

Oh THATS who that person was.

[doctor-rosch]

I am making a DNI (DO NOT INTERACT) list

Let me know if you need to be on it

k thx

[slemhosta]

this is a message to all his haters

[doctor-rosch]

Swallow a bomb and wash it down with orange juice.

This is usually what I do when I feel embarrassed in public.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Did someone call me?

[cathasacrayon]

Depends, are you provide the orange juice or exploding?

[doctor-rosch]

Swallow a bomb and wash it down with orange juice.

This is usually what I do when I feel embarrassed in public.

[doctor-rosch]

GLAD FETTISDAG! This is the ONLY holiday that I still celebrate with VIGOUR.

I have had two semlor already and I am waiting for those to digest a bit so I can have a third. If you want any, swing on by I guess. But you have to eat it correctly like I show you. NOT like a hamburger.

You can skip out on the hetvägg if you want- I guess. But just know that it says a lot about you and the walls you have built up around you. Don't ask me for one if you can't digest lactose- I can't help you.

[cathasacrayon]

I heard food.

[doctor-rosch]

You need to take the lid off first and dip it in the whipped cream and milk and then eat it. The rest with a fork.

And SAVOR it! No "unhinge jaw and swallow in one bite" nonsense!

[cathasacrayon]

I cannot hold a fork. It seems you must hold it for me if I am to eat it properly.