Nelly P. Cortex

Ey! Listen up!!! Don't trust any of those so called "Masters of Time" or sum' nonsense like that!! I had seen every universe where they had succeeded in destroying everyone!! ... Now that I got your attention, do you happen to have change on ya? RP blog starring a Tawnaverse Cortex ((Blog belongs to @norusaki))

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Meet The Do- I mean meet the Hobo!

Need some quick advice on your new evil plan? She can give it to you, and all she wants in return is a can of beans or liquor of any kind.

Buttered noodles are greatly appreciated, too!

LORE BELOW:

This is a version of Dr. Neo Cortex from the Tawnaverse Dimension, who is the sole survivor of the imminent destruction of her world. She used to be one of the greatest minds of the 7th Dimension until she battled against her N.Tropy with her allies and friends after the so-called Goddess of Time killed the Bandicoot siblings and took over the castle. Now left in shambles and completely alone, she has lost all the drive and scientific ambition she once had.

All asks are open, and it would take me a while to answer, but I will always try to be active!

[burnthefoxes]

Been wanting to go post this. I really love the GTA San Andreas vibes it gives me. Nelly is waiting on a mission. Artwork for the wonderful @norusaki !!

[doctor-rosch]

Swallow a bomb and wash it down with orange juice.

This is usually what I do when I feel embarrassed in public.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Did someone call me?

[cathasacrayon]

Depends, are you provide the orange juice or exploding?

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Oh I meant that I could clean his remains, I am not letting tender meat like his go to waste!!

[doctor-rosch]

Swallow a bomb and wash it down with orange juice.

This is usually what I do when I feel embarrassed in public.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Did someone call me?

[fl0ral-anomaly]

"Does anyone know this woman? I saw her sleeping near my trash" (@asknterdimentionalloser)

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Oh, that's me! Sorry, querida, I landed in your trash by accident and passed out shortly after... How are ya though?"

[fl0ral-anomaly]

I’m doing very well, thank you. Please don’t call me “querida.” Call me pest control..

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"HEY, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! CALM DOWN, I'M UNARMED, DR. K!!! NOT NEED TO SHOOT!!"

[fl0ral-anomaly]

"Does anyone know this woman? I saw her sleeping near my trash" (@asknterdimentionalloser)

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Oh, that's me! Sorry, querida, I landed in your trash by accident and passed out shortly after... How are ya though?"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

((Wanted to join the trend))

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

[p-vish]

thank you so much! I’ll bring over some fish for you as a gift! They might look a little weird though, cause of all the radioactive stuff bein dumped into the lake

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"I appreciate it!! And don't worry, it's not the weirdest thing I've eaten. Living in the streets will enable your body to eat anything to not succumb to hunger"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

[nthropoid]

Wow! I sure hope they are building something inconspicuous that warrants no further investigation! :o) I am sure they are. Yes. Very sure.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Better be or I'll personally destroy it myself"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Can I crash at your place for a few days, man? They’re doin construction near my river and I can’t sleep. :(

-Pax the Platypus

Oh sure thing baby!! My dumpster has enough space for you :D just don't startle my rats..

[cortexrules]

Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?

Important!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"

[cortexrules]

Yes! A day out with his best friend in the whole wide world! What is there not to like? Just… now I only have to solve the - erm - tiny, insignificant problem of getting him outside to begin with. You see, N. Brio is quite fond of the little nest he has built for himself.

Wait a putrid second! I could potentially stage an emergency and have the entire castle evacuated. That way, Dr. N. Brio would have no choice but to abandon his tower. Then it's simply a matter of sealing the blast doors and denying him re-entry. A minor core-melt accident should suffice for the ruse.

It's the perfect setup for a day of fun! What could possibly go wrong?

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Neo, homie, I don't think you would need to cause a potential nuclear disaster just to make him leave, just be honest with him!

[iris-rainbow]

...should I be worried about that?....

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Be VERY worried

[cortexrules]

Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?

Important!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"

[cortexrules]

Yes! A day out with his best friend in the whole wide world! What is there not to like? Just… now I only have to solve the - erm - tiny, insignificant problem of getting him outside to begin with. You see, N. Brio is quite fond of the little nest he has built for himself.

Wait a putrid second! I could potentially stage an emergency and have the entire castle evacuated. That way, Dr. N. Brio would have no choice but to abandon his tower. Then it's simply a matter of sealing the blast doors and denying him re-entry. A minor core-melt accident should suffice for the ruse.

It's the perfect setup for a day of fun! What could possibly go wrong?

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Neo, homie, I don't think you would need to cause a potential nuclear disaster just to make him leave, just be honest with him!

[bluemaskprince]

"Greetings, all powerful mask of existence.

I have come to question if your power is mighty enough to restore the core of an entire dimension. A cataclysm occurred where both the rules time and space were completely broken and it led to the ultimate destruction of an entire universe.

I understand that you are young and skittish but I just need to know if there's hope to fix the damage caused."

Sincerely,

-Nelly Cortex

Oh no! That's terrible to hear! Of course I would love to help you! It's my duty, even! Unfortunately, what you described sounds like such a monumentous collapse that it would require all of my siblings to help as well! And even then, it would take so much energy from us it could potentially be dangerous to us... b-but don't worry! I'll do whatever I can to find a way to help you!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Dios santo, si respondió...!!"

"I can lend some of my own power to help as well if you need to, grand prince... I am not even sure how truly wrecked it is... I can technically wrap it up but it is not safe to stay in that black hole for too long, even with my mask's protective barrier.... I am not sure how you will be for someone of your might... But I can tell you will do better than this hobo before you"

[bluemaskprince]

Hm…I’m not sure what you mean by “wrap it up” but if you think that will help then—

🟢⬆️: Lani-Loli! What on Earth is going on here?!

(A green mask suddenly appeared through a rift alongside a golden mask and a deep purple mask)

🟢⬆️: Do you not realize who you are conversing with, little one?!

🔵: I-I-I’m just trying to help her! H-Her universe got destroyed!

🟡: It is a counterpart of that ornery Dr. Neo Cortex! We cannot risk you being lead astray!

(While the other masks we’re arguing, the purple mask stared intensely at Nelly)

[asknterdimentionalloser]

She returned the gaze back at Akano, not with anger, but with a glare of pure frustration after hearing who they were comparing her to

"I am not here to cause trouble, especially since I am very aware of how insignificant I am compared to all of you, and for the record...."

"Whatever he did, does or will do to you has nothin' to do with me, go ahead and run the fade with him if y'all are so worried."

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Hey raza, if I were to sell tamales on the street, would you buy 'em?"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Ok! I'm startin' to cook, I'll start giving some out to test y'all, gimmie a couple of hours, I sent my rats for ingredients and they have yet to return"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

ITS DONE!!

Tell me what you think on a scale of 1-10

[bluemaskprince]

"Greetings, all powerful mask of existence.

I have come to question if your power is mighty enough to restore the core of an entire dimension. A cataclysm occurred where both the rules time and space were completely broken and it led to the ultimate destruction of an entire universe.

I understand that you are young and skittish but I just need to know if there's hope to fix the damage caused."

Sincerely,

-Nelly Cortex

Oh no! That's terrible to hear! Of course I would love to help you! It's my duty, even! Unfortunately, what you described sounds like such a monumentous collapse that it would require all of my siblings to help as well! And even then, it would take so much energy from us it could potentially be dangerous to us... b-but don't worry! I'll do whatever I can to find a way to help you!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Dios santo, si respondió...!!"

"I can lend some of my own power to help as well if you need to, grand prince... I am not even sure how truly wrecked it is... I can technically warp to it but it is not safe to stay in that black hole for too long, even with my mask's protective barrier.... I am not sure how you will be for someone of your might... But I can tell you will do better than this hobo before you"

[cortexrules]

Hey, what do you gift a despicable individual that claims he's in need of "nothing"?

Important!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Hmmm... Try taking them out or inviting them somewhere they might like, just something to experience rather than possessing"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Hey raza, if I were to sell tamales on the street, would you buy 'em?"

[asknterdimentionalloser]

"Ok! I'm startin' to cook, I'll start giving some out to test y'all, gimmie a couple of hours, I sent my rats for ingredients and they have yet to return"