DAVID OLENICK

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Highlights from “Nobody Asked” (2020)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

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The Pugly Truth (2013)

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😎 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

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Sweet Talk (2013)

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Highlights from “Nobody Asked” (2020)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

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July ‘26 from my Desk Pad Calendar. 🗓️🍮 Pudding the cart before the horse.

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Highlights from “Nobody Asked” (2020)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

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Puttin’ off the Ritz (2013)

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Highlights from “Nobody Asked” (2020)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

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🗓 #ReadingGoals & Wall Calendar page for July ‘26.

🔧  The first handyman was Homo Habilis, known to be our earliest ancestor to craft tools, but the fossil record has been silent thus far about the quality of their waistbands.

🛒 Get the 2027 edition of my Wall Calendar here.

📚 Scored the Mary Stewart at Friends of the Library, and both the Wyndham & the anthology at Wonder Book.

🎨 Calendar art by me, “The Day of the Triffids” cover art by Richard Powers, “Masters of Horror” cover art by Joseph Lombardero, and “The Crystal Cave” cover art uncredited (not cool, Fawcett Publications 55 years ago). 🏷

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Marge In Charge (2013)

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🥱 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

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🔥 Hot off the presses! 🗓️ My 2027 Wall Calendar is pre-ordering NOW. Has the word "now" conveyed a sense of urgency in your mind as a consumer?

🛒 https://publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/calendar/the-art-of-david-olenick-2027-wall-calendar/

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You Red My Mind (2013)

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6.23.26 📆 Celebrating the yawn of a new day. 🥱

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Highlights from “Nobody Asked” (2020)

“Nobody Asked” is a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics.

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🍗☎️📺👴🏻🌭 Any man can be a father, but only a Dad can look that ridiculous in shorts. 🎨➡️ Swipe, click or scroll for full size images - you may share them, but please tag/link/credit me prominently in the caption/image, thanks!