Malfunction. Malfunction. Rebooting.

Furry trash Robot Gazelle artist, aspiring suit maker She/her 21+

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[amynchan]

It’s so strangely satisfying?

[droidzelle-blog]

@leonelatwerk heck yes

[respectfulmemes]

[ykana]

[thegravelbro]

a mass exodus from chicken village

[assbaka]

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…

[seapunksundog]

If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[orwell]

[einsbern]

Fire Emblem: Fates – Nohr siblings.

I like them all! 

[cupidswine]

@inheritskill

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[roguejedis-deactivated20170921]

anyone else suddenly regaining the will to live

[him-e]

#great now i have to live for decades (via @insomniarama)

[apowersodivine]

[psycho-creepy]

[skibbo]

[thebreloomroom]

geistygeist:

theelderscrotes:

when u gently put ur ear close to ur cat and u hear their motor running…. thats a fine engine, no problems here

A well-tuned cat. All eight cylinders firing together.

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

[banshees-deactivated20160916]

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

[coratorium]

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

[bace-jeleren]

W for “wupwards”

[benjaminbreeg]

a is for “am going left”

[bevsi]

adventurous ocean girls

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.

[groupthinker]

*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*

[takealookatyourlife]

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

[honeyrenaissance]

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

[badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista]

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

[gothamcityballet]

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

[pinstripebindi]

but tell me again about how muslim women who cover can’t possibly be strong or empowered.

[cleolinda]

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before and I don’t really care.

[terribleanimal]

puppo [commission]