The Inner Machinations Of My Mind

Drew. 24. Ohio. This blog is a fucking trainwreck.

[thatisjacob]

LMAOOOO

[televisionseries]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re living in the post apocalyptic wasteland of the dinosaurs

[sixpenceee]

Where dinosaurs came from.

[factly]

[dirt-style-1]

[sighborgs]

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

[harminna-deactivated20240727]

[londsy]

If anyone happens to be wondering, this is called “Secular Heterochromia”

[crusherccme]

[imperatorfurioso]

Comebacks

[sixpenceee]

The “White Lady” at Zentralfriedhof, Vienna Photo by: Marcus Propostus

[elleparlefrancais]

you can literally see the translucency of the fabric despite this being made of marble. This is beyond amazing.

[japantheon]

by javierfp

[amandaseales]

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[naturepointstheway]

Keep reblogging this, it’s enraging white people.

[twinkly-asstrology]

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

[berniesrevolution]

[ainawgsd]

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite