[playwolves]

an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

[milksockets]

[thatisjacob]

Begone male thotticus, your ween cannot hypnotize me

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marklikely]

blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

[marklikely]

[sacred-portal]

[sparvverius]

they hate to see an illegitimate son winning

[audioexorcisms]

Another amazon package for the white buddhist

[scarymonsters-protectivespirits]

I want to so badly

[jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial]

my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

[spicyhoneyginger]

I need to be prescribed a seaside retreat and an orgasm like an ill Victorian woman.

[unbotheredmuse]

[sacred-portal]

[akashicrecord]

When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[targetedknowledge]