Movies of my dreams

Luke. Shooting for the stars. ohno.hemmo

[twitterlols]

IM SO HAPPY FOR HER

[dropbearlore-blog]

My throat hurts and I’m not happy about it at all.

[realfootage]

Youtube is fantastic

[dropbearlore-blog]

Disney: Gives us Moana (2016) and a real trailer for Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Also Disney: Fucking straight up murders Lightening McQueen oh my god did y'all see that he's mcfreaking d e a d kids

[digenovanicolo]

“What’s your favourite Christmas song?”

Me:

“No, a song about Christmas”

Me:

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

[destroymen-deactivated20141211]

According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky

[uglyfade-blog]

slimy yet satisfying.

[dutchster]

if you bring a dog near me i’m sorry but i will pet it and talk to it like it’s a child and probably want to take it home

[dropbearlore-blog]

Typical.

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[nedsseveredhead2]

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

[dank-doggos]

[jkateel-archive]

[hiiroge]

My dad refuses to drive around with my pikachu in the window so he does this

[peteneems]

[klefable]

i’d like to think of myself as a video game protagonist but instead i’d probably be some random npc who gives you a weird quest like “kiss every cat in this town on the forehead and i’ll give you 10 dollars”