I Swear Im Not Weaboo Shit

Please throw a brick right at my face.

[nintendette]

DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[nessieartss]

If Vergil didn’t put dad in d(e)adbeat

[akutatchi-moved]

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

[akutatchi-moved]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[bbdeathz]

[homofied]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

It do be like that tho.

[dropitlikeitslukewarm]

so i needed a safe space (away from this person and mutual friends) to talk about this. if anyone i actually know irl sees this feel free to reach out i guess but i dont care. my boyfriend of 4 years and i broke up. we moved across the country together and in retrospect we probably shouldnt have done that. there were clear cracks in the foundation. but it was never bad. we werent fighting all the time and we still got along reasonably well but it was nothing like it was 2 years ago. its mostly just sad to think that for 2 years we were slowly losing it, trying to grasp at what it was but never managing to hold on. i think he has some stuff to work on. i do too. not every relationship ends in a big blow up, some just fade. and not every relationship that ends is a failure. i think we both got a lot positive out of this. wont speak for him, but for me i let go of a lot of trauma-induced fears and learned to love and what it’s like to be loved romantically and truly by someone else. I learned how to navigate tricky confrontations. i learned what my insecurities were and got through (some) of them. he helped me build confidence in myself and what i do. i hope i did the same for him at some point. in this last 6 months i dont think we were really what each other needed. but when youre not fighting at all its easy to ignore it and continue on. things definitely arent done in that this is quarantine and we live together. i think it’s going to be strange for the next couple of months, and then for some time after our lease ends and he moves out. we’ve spent the last four years totally immersed in each other’s lives and it will be weird when that’s no longer the case. but i would rather this happen than enter a marriage that isnt sustainable. i want to see him end up with the person thats truly right for him just as much as i want that for myself. I need time to be by myself. i havent been single really since i was 16, and i really need this space. if i can help it, id like to get my degree before i enter into anything else serious. i know i have spent a lot of time and headspace worrying and stressing over a relationship, when i simply cannot afford to let that be the case anymore. but of course im really fucking sad. in the moment of the break up and ever since, i keep thinking about all the really good times we had. he was the first guy i ever loved, and i still love him very much as a person. 

[dropitlikeitslukewarm]

left tumblr at the peak of my dmc fanaticism and im returning at the peak of my haikyuu obsession

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

any attractive girl can be a milf you just have to play the long game

[hieronymus-botch]

You can’t fool me 57th PM of Japan Shinzo Abe i know it’s you

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Pleas e fuck…..

[o-kurwa]

[shoefaced-deactivated20210321]

@yarharr

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

first i spin my fidget

then i steal your girl

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Then I fidge my spinnit

[vulcandigby-deactivated20180707]

the I spin your girl

[arirna]

[lonely-boiii]

OKAY BUT HOLY SHIT THAT ANIMATION IS SO FUCKING FLUID

[theirroyalbiness]

This is so cute and it’s so gorgeous omg

[meabeck]

[zintersoldier]

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

[teaboot]

Every time I see this. Every damn time. I’m immediately sucked back into my fuckin. Fuckin English lit class with Mr. Fuckass McShit. Mr. “Hit the gong to begin class”, “Namaste, Children”, “I wanna go backpacking in India to find my spiritual awakening and also my left burkinstock that I lost during a cedar sauna drum circle” ass bastard. “Do you want to share your poetry with the class to get in touch with your emotions” ass fucker. Mr. “Here’s a photograph of a tribal shaman, describe him using nature words” asshole. Pretentious-ass, condescending motherfucker. “Do you want to tell us about your saddest memory?” “I dunno, sir. Are you giving me an option?” “No.” “Then why are you asking” Every goddamn day. Fuck. “You seem tense.” Oh, I seem tense? I seem tense. Well fuck, Professor Pillsbury, maybe I ‘seem tense’ because I walk into a room on five hours of sleep to the sound of a goddamn brass gong drilling through my brain and your seven-foot-nine, socks-and-sandals-wearing, patchouli-smelling ass immediately gravitates in my direction with some shit like “a tree……… Is a Poem” and I gotta sit here and politely tell you that No I’m Not Comfortable Telling The Class About A Time I Was Emotionally Vulnerable With A Loved One using words that sound like the way the color yellow smells. Maybe I don’t wanna sit in a circle and hold hands with Brittney from Computer Sciences to “align our auras” or some shit. Fuck. Fuuuuuuck. I swear to God, if I wanted to sing ‘kumbaya’ with a smelly old guy with gross facial hair who writes bad porn on the side, I’d go out to the parking lot and share a Hookah with Crazy Dan, the disgraced electrician. What, I don’t wanna do an interpretive dance to represent the spiritual experience of eating Quinoa in a room full of ambivalent preteens and suddenly I’m the ‘troubled youth’ you need to Robin Williams “O Captain My Captain” your way into having a Paternal Bonding Moment powerful enough to Expand My Impressionable Young Mind and Turn My Life Around, you goddamn saint, you? Jesus Fucking Christ. You insufferable jackass. You’re not “Enlightened”, you rolled out of bed and ate half a pot brownie, wrote a sad song about a leaf, and strolled into class to ramble about your Spirit Animal for six hours straight before calling it a day. Holy Jesus goddamned Christ. Fucking Balls, sir. Holy Fucking Balls

[hannahhectic]

This is very angry.

And VERY specific.

[cryptid-kaz]

Good Fuckin Tropes™

Characters realizing for the first time that their injury is going to scar horrifically 

character A: *reveals something shocking* - character B: okay - character A: why aren’t you freaking out - character B: it’s been a weird fucking day man

Characters having complete breakdowns after realizing they’re becoming one of/have always been one of the monsters their side is fighting 

Character going absolutely berserk and tearing the enemy apart after someone they care about is killed/injured 

Big menacing characters being absolute nerds and sweethearts 

On the flip side, tiny cute characters that will fuck you up 

Heroes realizing they can’t fight on their own, but can win with the Power of Friendship 

Character A: Yeah, I can’t make you do *thing,* but they can - character B: *smirks*

Character being ridiculously proud of their best friend and showing them off and cheering them on way more than necessary 

Character suddenly realizing they’ve been in love with their best friend for years in an “oh shit” moment 

“Remove your weapons” *removes weapons* “ALL your weapons” *removes even more weapons* “ALL OF THEM” *removes one more giant weapon that realistically couldn’t be hidden anywhere on the human body* 

Talking animals getting offended when humans assume they’re just dumb regular animals 

A group of characters that has no idea how to deal with a child getting saddled with having to take care of a kid 

Characters talking to their dead SO’s grave 

Sweet innocent characters that cuss like sailors 

Feel free to add on! 

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Nero’s / Dante’s / Vergil’s ‘dummy thicc’ lines

I’ve yet to find everyone’s ‘dummy thicc’ lines all in one place, so here’s all three. I took the liberty of splicing Nero’s and Dante’s over some inappropriate cutscene moments instead of using a still image. Sources after the cut. 

Edit: This was a rushed thing done in about ~15 minutes. If I can I’ll find some cutscenes that synch up more I may change them out…or something.

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[lizzart-zardonicz]

V stands for Virtuoso. No, Dante. This is not a devil arm, it’s an instrument.