Hot Mess

My name's Michaela. I'm 16. Things I will ALWAYS reblog: glitter, kissing, Apple products, cute clothes, hair, lips, eyes. Banner by beautifully-bl0nde! body, a, a:hover { cursor:url('http://www.totallylayouts.com/cursors/random/tiny_cursor.png'), auto }

[brokenheartsintheclub]

[antonta]

[so-personal]

everything personal♡

[moonemojii]

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[tamper]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

[surprisebitch]

danny’s dick game was so strong

[amormaldito]

[lubricates]

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

[feywildwest]

complete panic in one screenshot

[tonydinozzos]

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

[loganlaveau]

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

[niknak79]

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

[tvvink-deactivated20140729]

yes that’s called digestion

[idioticteen]

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

[thlayli-rah]

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

[disney-collection]