Still You Feed Us Lies From The Table Cloth.

I reblog cats and stuff.

[victorious]

[blond-shell]

JENNY SLATE by Jake Rosenberg for Coveteur (2019)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[awidevastdominion]

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

[fini-mun]

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

[my-cat-said-no]

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[valtsv]

freddie mercury when no one stops him

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

to all baristas: thank you for your service 

[lesbianrey]

how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩

[hiraethade]

[canto-ala-alegria]

[trapped--under--rice]

[dancing-cockroaches]

it's true

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

[pyrophobicfireman]

what

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

mount rushmore 

[ewebie]

get out

[frogitivity]

What role you had when you played house as a kid says more about you than any alignment chart