Sancteque vitam meam, meamque artem tuebor.

"Why did I become a doctor? Well gosh, I guess it's because ever since I was a little boy I just wanted to help people. You know, I don't tell this story often, but I remember when I was seven years old, one time I found a bird...

[ewebie]

Hey Bees,

I'm going to be running the Writers' Suite at 221B Con this year. But costs are currently all my own. If you've enjoyed partaking in the Suite in the past and would like to see it successful going forward, please consider throwing a tip my way! ko-fi.com/ewebie

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[ewebie]

Safety First: Ch 24 - X is for Xanthic

Ok... Look... It was going to happen eventually

Safety First: X is for Xanthic

Greg Lestrade had never felt so uncomfortable in his entire life. Never. And considering his profession, his partner, and how he’d come to be where he was in that moment, that was really saying something.

[guiltiest-gear]

A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain

Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme

[torontofarmboi]

it took me a full minute to realize that you weren’t advocating using a flying rodent to inflict pain

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

[caffinatedstory]

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

[lilkakow]

Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)

[lilkakow]

[ladyignatius4]

Writing a first draft is just telling yourself the story.

Editing is cursing your past self for how poorly you told it.

[bellilou42]

There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

[homosexualpigeon]

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

[europeanficwritersretreat2025]

Itching to write GO fix-it fics and meet fellow fans who are doing the same?

Come to the European Fic Writers Retreat 13-16 August!

There's still 10 days to register and there's still two spots left!

See this post for more info.

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[ewebie]

Safety First: Ch 24 - X is for Xanthic

Ok... Look... It was going to happen eventually

Safety First: X is for Xanthic

Greg Lestrade had never felt so uncomfortable in his entire life. Never. And considering his profession, his partner, and how he’d come to be where he was in that moment, that was really saying something.

[theincaprincess]

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

[kiralamouse]

Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.