dear pcfc writers may i please get one (1) more scene

Dr. Rabbit from pcfc rp blog!! i have apples if anyone wants some..

[drrabbitreallyreal]

Intro post because that's what i'm meant to do.. i think..

I'm Dr. Rabbit (a totally real and definitely legitime doctor) that's here to help with any and all questions and concerns! unless it concerns my lack of screentime..

He/him pronouns please..

//ooc: i made a dr. rab rp blog because he's underrated!! pfp is a scene redraw made by @drrabbitpcfc

he/it pronouns for mun and don't be weird!!

[skewofficial]

t-this is a little late but.. trick or treat?

- @drrabbitreallyreal

trick, pansyass. its my fist

[drrabbitreallyreal]

oh..

[drrabbitreallyreal]

shakes you shakes you (gently)

W-why are people shaking me??

[bridgesupports]

maybe you just need to be shaken. i think i need to be shaken

[drrabbitreallyreal]

I think i'd prefer to be stirred

(he is dizzy from all the shaking)

[drrabbitreallyreal]

shakes you shakes you (gently)

W-why are people shaking me??

[drrabbitreallyreal]

Shakes you around violently

Gahhhhhh! whyyyyy

(he is ragdolling)

[marypcfc]

🍎

🤲

(a gift)

-@drrabbitreallyreal

OMG !! WOAW ! A DR RABBIT CERTIFIED APPLE ??? BAZINGA. I'LL SURELY NEVER FALL ILL AGAIN . THANK YOU FOR THIS GENEROUS GIFT. im yout bigg st fan

[drrabbitreallyreal]

I'm very glad you like it! and did you say biggest fan..?

[drrabbitreallyreal]

do you have any regrets?

I'd prefer to not have this conversation..

..🍎

[skewofficial]

…🍏

- @drrabbitreallyreal

beats the everloving fuck out of you

[drrabbitreallyreal]

:(

[drrabbitreallyreal]

i think you should go back to giving out apples. they can be the yellow ones! the ones that taste like applesauce sometimes

dw you’re not evil!! (if you did anything i would look the other way)

Okay! i did like the apples better!! Have one for this message

i couldn't find a yellow apple emoji and thank you for saying i'm not evil! That's the last thing i'd want to be, considering i am very not evil and very trustworthy

[drrabbitreallyreal]

does celery being offered out now mean you are a fan of the snack ‘ants on a log’?

I haven't actually eaten any of the celery, i don't really like it.. too stringy but i didn't want to seem evil and temptationy by offering apples and it was the only other thing i had on hand :(

[drrabbitreallyreal]

Dr rabbit can u refill my prescriptions?

I'll need medical records, and to know what you've been prescribed, and a referral from your current doctor, and access to a pharmacy, and a weapo- wait what was the question again?

[drrabbitreallyreal]

do you ever think about how your offering of apples seems evil and reminiscent of temptation?

Oh! No, I’m sorry, I never thought of that!! It was just the snack I usually keep on hand.. I should probably change it though if it makes me seem evil since I am not evil and am very trustworthy!! Want some.. uh.. celery?

[drrabbitreallyreal]

where did you get your medical license?

or are you a doctor in the PhD way?

I got my medical license through medical school! A very prestigious and very real medical school!! I am very qualified to practice medicine. :)

[drrabbitreallyreal]

doctor, do you think there’s any hope for saving skew, mary, elo, bridge, and dolphin from themselves?

I'm unsure, but if there is, i don't think i'm the professional for the job. mostly because skew scares me..

[drrabbitreallyreal]

does an apple a day actually keep you away?

What? No.. that's just.. um.. a silly rumor, i'm unsure who made up that rumor about doctors but that's all it is! A silly rumor! Nothing else..

[skewofficial]

im going to hurt you. with apples.

[drrabbitreallyreal]

:(

[drrabbitreallyreal]

hey freak. gonna kill you off and eat up all your screen time

-skewOfficial

Good for you, skew.. would you want an apple instead maybe? 🍎

[drrabbitreallyreal]

if you could have a fourth scene, what would it be?

I would quite like to have a scene where i'm actually doing doctor things! So far i've only been a doctor in name. And i am a doctor

[skewofficial]

woah, youre a doctor? can you fix jenna. shes so fucking stupid im convinced she has brain damage

[drrabbitreallyreal]

I’m.. unsure if being ‘stupid’ is a medical condition that would have a proper treatment, but I’ll look into it.