beam me up thottie

lily-rose. i'm the queen of the castle, get down you dirty rascal. @anotherharpylady

[horsefieldmix]

[drrtyrascal]

i’m also pretty sure that i need to do a refollow but that’s not going to happen

[drrtyrascal]

i need a back massage and a nap

[drrtyrascal]

i’ve only been awake for like 2 hours and i already feel like i need a nap

[bisexualgorgeous]

this is just a gentle reminder that i love u all and wish only good things in all your lives

[sparklingvamp]

righto i’m going to pretend this is the right time to intro. the name’s robert. you might remember me from twilight or from that dior commercial i did. i regret to inform that i don’t actually sparkle in the sun, i’m so sorry for letting you down already, but it can only go up from here since i’m the new batman. anyways watch my new film with tiny tim chimpanzee called the king and come tell me what you think at favecullen

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[animatedtext]

[catasters]

[rubykgrant]

Y’all ever get those random ghost-shivers, where it isn’t even cold or anything, but all of a sudden it feels like you are full of static electricity and you shake uncontrollably?

[rubykgrant]

The pictures might make it seem like a slow process, but this really happens very rapidly in just a few seconds

[rubykgrant]

One just hit me

[jelloapocalypse]

I once heard that this is your brain randomly zapping you with electrical signals to make sure you’re not dead. Not sure if that’s true.

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

My brain, seeing if I’m alive or dead: VIBE CHECK!!!

[voorheezie]

the sky might fall but i’m not worried at all.

[bornagainemo]

hello i still can’t fuckin sleep!!

[naramdil]

cant believe the back of my hand isnt being absentmindedly caressed by the love of my life right now .. can I talk to the manager

[buggieboys]

Im convinced that making art, baking, listening to music/singing and dancing around your house are very naturally nourishing activities for your soul as well as human nature.

[imaworrier]

[silk-fleur]

be extra. do it for marie antoinette.

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