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@druiddwynna
yes i am a big advocate for realistic clothes and armor in media like
this is perfect and? extremely fucking hot
but also ive never seen anything hotter than when geralt is fighting without his armor and instead in tight pants and several of his shirt’s buttons undone and i want every fight scene from here on like that
Put the women in full plate armor, put the men in open-front shirts and tight leather pants.
hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved
i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:
adjective + curse word + noun
no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin
i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry
i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite
maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here
i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth
Use this guide to help you with vicious mockery and cutting words
I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now
Hot-tempered orc who bakes cookies. They love that they can sit in comfortable silence with you.
Confident giant that enjoys reading. They feel you are the only person who understands them.
“Thoughtful dragon who has a beautiful singing voice. They’ve never met anyone quite like you.”
Standoffish demigod that enjoys stargazing. They dream about your voice.
EGG, NO You’re not gonna fool us, we all know that you are bald nerdy hobo, so get off that poor dog
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
fucking superb you funky little felon
imagine Bob Ross painting in the style of Hieronymus Bosch
“this little demon down here is kind of lonely, let’s give him some happy little friends. little demon party.”
““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”
This is life.
Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
Let me just level with you all at 10:15 in the morning on a Monday.. there’s a nsfw trope I want to stand up for right now: Surprise, We’re Making Love!
In which two characters keep hooking up repeatedly, and they both assume it’s just a casual thing born out of convenience and mutual surface attraction. Except one very much knows they’re falling for the other person? And it’s getting harder to stifle the feeling? And in the middle of a hook up, it becomes waaayyyy less of the down and durrty bang town it usually is, and the moment sort of contracts around them.. gets slow and gentle and intensely intimate. And the other person who up until this point has been guarded and determined to not fall in love, realizes what is happening, that the hands on them have turned tender, that this isnt Fucking, it’s INTIMACY. And they share a moment of sustained eye-contact in which the look in the I Been Knew person’s eyes is bare and obvious before they shut them again because they KNOOWWWW what they just let slip, and think they aren’t allowed to feel this way for this person and don’t want to press them into giving more than what was initially offered because they respect them. And the Guarded One is shook to the core and baffled because they’ve been so afraid of emotional entanglement and getting hurt, that they don’t really realise until that moment that it’s waayyyy too late and they’ve already fallen in love too?
That’s the Good Shit. Cheesy and all. But Very Very Good.
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Its a naughty one, kiddos!
#im tony
I MADE A THING.
It is mediocre. <3
me: im tired
Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!
Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)
Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain
what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”
War, Pestilence, Death, and Famine, in order
Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee
