[druidicbunn]

WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK.

Does the tomato have too many curves ?! IS IT NAKED. SHOULD I COVER IT ??

[druidicbunn]

Does a pussycat really fuck with your guidelines.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everyone: tumblr delete the porn bots Nazis and the pedophilies

Tumblr: we cant delete blogs like that ://

Everyone: you have a moral imperative to delete porn bots Nazis and pedophilies

Tumblr: we said no :///////

Apple Store to Tumblr app: YEET

Tumblr: kk so we are going to delete all nsfw content especially from sex workers. No more porn blogs and no more sex workers that’s what y’all wanted.

Everyone: no we wanted you to delete the pedophiles and Nazis

Tumblr: the what?

[druidicbunn]

So a picture of my dog was flagged as explicit

But an actual nude of mine is fine ?

What the fuck, tumblr ???

[druidicbunn]

So excited I’m about to throw up. This is a new feeling of anxiety.

[druidicbunn]

Depression is a weight. Anxiety is a fucking douchebag dragging someone under too.

Dealing with both of these and I’m so stressed about everything I can’t function.

Hiding in a hot bath so I can cry for a bit.

[valtsv]

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

[meanplastic]

[agrimdiscovery]

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gendice]

no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself  

[gendice]

oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard

[seven-oomen]

fuck zeus

[gendice]

do NOT. 

[narikkaphoto-deactivated2021082]

Deep in the forest

https://www.facebook.com/narikkaphoto/

https://www.instagram.com/narikkaphoto/

[kingjaffejoffer]

[thechubbynerd]

The best part about this photo are the fidget spinners in the window. This really could have been a timeless photo, but those fidget spinners permanently mark this down as May of 2017.

[lukemeintheeye]

The bag looks like it’s smiling

[9gag]

[note-inthepages-deactivated2014]

Accurate post is accurate.

[datrump-deactivated20170405]

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

[thegirlinthesea-deactivated2015]

Lame

[yeahmicah]

For those in retail.

[tamtoee]

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

[mulderhatesqueequeg-deactivated]

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

[winmu]

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

[novitasnovus-deactivated2014030]

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

[mysteampunkheart]

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

[failedhellos-blog]

That last bit of commentary though.

[defydamage]

You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]