It could be worse, you could be Carrot-Top

One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

[drummerjuice]

I scheduled this post 10 years ago. Seriously.

[drummerjuice]

The value of a REAL human connection, in my opinion, is higher then ever. I'm old enough to remember the days of sitting by house phones, waiting for that friend to call and to make a plan with voices. To make friends by being with that person, and knowing them through their actions and memories you made with them. We still do this, but when someone is just a text away, it's easy to get caught up and know they're just a brief phone text message away from being summoned.

If this comes off as a criticism, so be it, but I value knowing the difference between those connections you kept by memorizing a home phone number. It's not a matter of better or worse, just an observation that I cherish.

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: 

[classichorrorblog]

The Shining Directed by Stanley Kubrick (1980)

[slaughteringbunnies]

[rainbow-dream-theory]

I am Brak 90% of the time

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite humanity reaching being advanced enough to reach the moon, we still have people killing other people for not having the same imaginary friend.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m going to be a part of the last generation that remembers life before the Internet.

[hardcockforhitchcock]

“If you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?”

-Arrival (2016)

[drummerjuice]

Battle 8

[clientsfromhell]

Can you write a report predicting unforeseen field conditions?

(via clientsfromhell)

[just-shower-thoughts]

All churches should be homeless shelters at night

[just-shower-thoughts]

My teacher always said you’re not gonna have a calulator in your pocket

[just-shower-thoughts]

When Weird Al inevitably dies, I hope that the artists he has parodied will come together and cover his songs.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a kid, I would be depressed on December 26th because Christmas was over. As an adult, I’m relieved because Christmas is over.