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Japanese white bread recipe by Bread Channel
As It Is: EP STARTERS Part 1
‘ You’re terrified, fighting and flailing at the future ‘ ‘ Just back down ‘ ‘ You can’t escape so make the best of it ‘ ‘ The rest of you have is running out fast ‘ ‘ Maybe all you need is someone who has been there first and knows their way around ‘ ‘ You’ve got a cage in the back of your mind ‘ ‘ We’ll let the light peer through ‘ ‘ I showed them the door that I barricaded shut the week before ‘ ‘ When every year gets better, why am I scared? ‘ ‘ I’m prepared for this and always have been ‘ ‘ How long’s it been since I was young? ‘ ‘ Six years since playing board games was anywhere near fun ‘ ‘It’d be over-dramatic to say the world’ll forget about me ‘ ‘ No one knows me like John Hughes did ‘ ‘ I think we all relate to that ‘ ‘ We’ve all felt unsung from every mouth and every lung ‘ ‘ We’ve all felt that life was easier when we were young ‘ ‘ How long’s it been since ‘overwhelmed’ was still a word i couldn’t spell, let alone the most obvious choice for a word to define to myself? ‘ ‘ I never thought I’d be this young a man to be doubting the cards in these hands ‘ ‘ There’ll be days when we lose our way like a feather ‘ ‘ What are we destined for? ‘ ‘ Another night I spend alone ‘ ‘ You knocked me down ‘ ‘ Set me alight, I’ll still feel cold ‘ ‘ I’m just a fact you read ‘ ‘ I’m in your head, then out again ‘ ‘ The corners of your room get your attention more than I do ‘ ‘ I tried so fucking hard for you! ‘ ‘ Another night it takes its toll ‘ ‘ I brace the heartache with my skull ‘ ‘ I’m such a mess it’s laughable ‘ ‘ A foolish boy with no control ‘ ‘ I thought you were perfect cause I only looked at you close ‘ ‘ I saw life through a telescope ‘ ‘ I backed away, saw my potential in everything ‘ ‘ I knocked you down on my upswing ‘
i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it
scarwritten :
He listened to his friend , QUIET as he looked at him with a small nod . He just needed to accept that the people he loved were going to take care of him . That was OKAY . He needed that love .
He watched Chase think a moment before he nodded , voice soft , ❝ enough ROOM in this pit for maybe six people . ❞ He moved to let his head REST on Chase’s shoulder , quiet .
He leaned his head atop his, a short chuckle leaving him. “Despair pit party, I like it, we can have nachos and shit -- oh, and despair streamers.” Well, at least neither of them would really have to be in it alone, that was probably good. Besides, the darkness didn’t feel as heavy when he wasn’t alone in it.
These all look the same....
i know you’ve taken RISKS with me but if you take a chance on loving me, then i promise i’ll love you so hard.
MOVIE SENTENCE STARTER.
an assortment of different movie quotes.
“i won’t fuck up my life, so you can find yourself.”
“the fact that you’re here means everything to me.”
“life moves pretty fast. if you don’t stop & look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
“i always meet the person first, to see if we understand each other.”
“as long as you can still grab a breath, you fight. you breathe. keep breathing.”
“smart & pretty. that right there is a deadly combination.”
“the more you care, the more the world finds ways to hurt you for it.”
“no matter how far, run for all you’re worth.”
“it takes a lot of courage to try & change your life.”
“you mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
“yeah, it was worth a shot.”
“don’t you want to take a leap of faith?”
“hope is a dangerous thing.”
“you’ve got a secret. something you can’t tell anyone, because you don’t trust anyone.”
“you will never be lovelier than you are now. we will never be here again.”
“we’re not meant to save the world.”
“you can’t just make somebody something they’re not.”
“you are allowed to feel messed up. it doesn’t mean you’re defective – it just means you’re human.”
“you couldn’t ignore me if you tried.”
“i’ve only really liked a handful of people in my life.”
“today it seems to me that my whole life was nothing but a string of failures.”
“i’m just tired, you know? i’m just fucking tired.”
“which would be worse - to live as a monster? or die a good man?”
“on one hand, so what; & in the other hand, who cares?”
“you got to stop taking yourself so seriously.”
“you do care. you care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death from the pain of it.”
“you sleep well because you know that you’re loved. i’ve never slept that well.”
“by the time we learn to live it is already too late.”
“have i told you how divinely happy i am?”
“i can imagine anything, anybody, anywhere.”
“if we didn’t have any of the bad stuff, then how could we recognize the good?”
“can you just hold me, please? you don’t understand. i just need you to hold me.”
“we get out now, or we die trying.”
“if you died right now, how would you feel about your life?”
“the world’s either great or wretched, isn’t it?”
“maybe i’m just being paranoid, but i gotta find out for sure.”
“you can only push someone so far, before they break.”
“you’re the closest thing i know to a superhero.”
“act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.”
“i think you severely overestimate your ability to break hearts.”
“i don’t want to win. i just want to make the world a better place.”
“i needed you in this life.”
“i knew this was going to be a bad day.”
❝ Come for me, p l e a s e ❞ The lonely and lost part of me wailed But no one ever did
Sapphire moonlight, we danced for hours in the sand Tequila sunrise, her body fit right in my hands
As It Is: Okay. STARTERS Part 2
‘ All these white walls look so dark at night ’ ‘ Scared kids sit on the couch ’ ‘ Mom and Dad take final bows ’ ‘ Their hearts break as the chapter reads its end ’ ‘ Wishing for an ending that’s not goodbye ’ ‘ We watch the curtains close on all we’ve known ’ ‘ Broken vows once spoken true ’ ‘ Being torn in two never comes out clean ’ ‘ Every flooded eye will the days beyond the broken hearts ’ ‘ Futures that have to heal, to learn to live, be better off apart ’ ‘ It doesn’t always matter how hard we try ’ ‘ Sometimes the only ending is just goodnight ’ ‘ Can’t wash away all this hurt that haunts me now ’ ‘ I’m losing touch with the only soul I’ve found ’ ‘ Desperate delusions are all I have, just to keep me hanging on ’ ‘ I shut my eyes, but my world’s still burning ’ ‘ I can’t escape, i feel it killing me, no way out ’ ‘ Here i am again ’ ‘ Choked up, but the pain came after all ’ ‘ I feel displaced in these once familiar walls ’ ‘ I fall with no end in sight and the noose around my neck ’ ‘ I let hindsight translate my nightmares into reality ’ ‘ I begin to see myself for who I truly was ’ ‘ Somebody desperate, somebody entirely out of the depth, somebody beyond their abilities to cope ’ ‘ As i exhale out the pain, I’m digesting the severity of the the depression that I’ve felt ’ ‘ It claimed a piece of me ’ ‘ It’s left me emotionally vacant and painfully numb ’ ‘ Together my faults and my thoughts prey on me like vultures ’ ‘ The facade I invite to amble whilst wearing my skin isn’t me and never will be me ’ ‘ I know that I fucked up, but I want to grow from it ’ ‘ I went missing on the inside ’ ‘ I fight to get you out of my head ’ ‘ Where I’m most exposed is where you make your bed ’ ‘ Who I’ve been and who I’m not – we’re all the same ’ ‘ This will only take a lifetime ’ ‘ Bury me as deep as your troubled mind ’ ‘ I’m the lie you live in, every thought you dread ’ ‘ You sing a shallow song with every wasted breath ’ ‘ Your head’s so deep below the water which you tread ’ ‘ Am I as tragic as I make it? ’ ‘ Am I a victim or a hypocrite? ’ ‘ You’re a craving that I can’t forget ’ ‘ Some days I’d rather die than let this end ’ ‘ That’s the problem that you have here ’ ‘ You’re speaking only lies, though they sound sincere ’ ‘ If you want, you can forget me ’ ‘ Your mind’s too fucked up to ever set me free ’ ‘ All the stories my father told, they spoke of your golden heart ’ ‘ The air in the room is cold as your memories fall apart ’ ‘ You fear the silence, so I keep the words coming ’ ‘ You won’t remember them once all the clocks stop turning ’ ‘ We might expect it, but my heart’s still filled with dread and words I never said ’ ‘ Give me strength to see you weak, cause I can’t bear for you to leave ’ ‘ I know you’re tired, but please don’t sleep ’ ‘ You’ve been claimed by your suffering ’ ‘ If you made a recovery could you ever be the same? ’ ‘ I tower over your hospital bed like you used to with me ’ ‘ I can’t bear to let you leave ’
“Your trauma made you stronger”
It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though
“This is what we do on off-days”
zynjm:
Since I am always looking for more mumu plots, I’ve put together a list of everything I’ve ever wanted in a multi-muse plot.
summer camp counselors: between the ages of 18 ad 21, volunteers from colleges around the country (BONUS: around the entire world) flock here to guide children through the summer of their lives, coincidentally also making this the best summer of their own lives.
co-ed college dorms: Simply a group of students living in one building, trying to get along and figure themselves out in the process.
tour: There’s a band on the rise to fame and they’ve brought along two opening acts and entire crew that helps make the entire process that much smoother. Heads will clash, too many personalities together for too many months on end.
sleepy beach town: Every summer there are quite a few families that spend their summers unwinding in a town far from home. There are families that have become quite close due to the three months spent out of every month in this small town. There are also those families that are spending their first year here. This could test friendships and even relationships that have already developed.
kids of famous people: over the years, it’s been no secret that the celebrities we’ve known to love and care for from afar have grown to have families of their own. Now, it’s their children’s turn to make something of their lives. Do they follow in their parents footsteps or do they do something entirely different? Are they snotty self absorbed or do they give back every chance they get? There are millions of possibilities.
apartment complex: A bunch of diverse people all living in one building together. There’s this small family type bond between them but they still aren’t afraid to start crap when it’s necessary. At the end of the day, they will always have each others back when it’s needed
moving out of the suburbs: This group of now adults are moving out of their comfortable living and into the real world. Which direction will they choose? Will they decide to stay as close as they were while growing up together all those years?
recording studio: There’s a new recording studio in Hollywood that’s taking in fresh faces and strong new voices. Everyone is fighting to get to the top and will step on any toes they can in the process. Some will make friends but there’s also those that will definitely make enemies
strip club: Most of the girls here have been dancing on the pole for as long as they can remember, some are new to this lifestyle but have a clear idea of what’s going to go on. There are also the ones who are completely doe eyed and scared out of their minds the second they step inside. The girls have seen customers from all around and each one are different, but they have their regulars and those are the ones they really choose to please. They also have lives outside the club that they are trying to keep as simple or as wild as they possibly can.
shameless inspired: a twenty-something is struggling to raise her six younger siblings. With a drug addicted father and a mother who fled as soon as she got the chance, they’re all on their own. Bring in outside friends and guys who make her think they’ll stay but never do and you’ve got more drama than one person should be able to handle on their own.
zombie apocalypse: Four friends venture out on their own in search of a safe haven after being away in an underground room while the zombie virus spread across America. Along the way, they pick up others they’ve found in need of rescuing. It’s no longer just the four of them and they’re forming bonds with people they would have never spoken to if not given this situation. Previous friendships are tested as new ones begin to form. Nothing is easy when the whole world seems to be ending right in front of your eyes.
gossip girl: it’s been 25 years since Dam Humphry came out as Gossip Girl. There have been plenty of fakes trying to capture the things he’d been able to for all those years but no one could ever live up to the greatness that was the true Gossip Girl. Until now. There’s a new gossip site online that’s got their eye on everything happening around the New York elite. Rumors spread that Dan’s back in the game after all these years but there’s someone greater wreaking havoc on these young adults lives. (Could be the kids of the former group and their friends or an entirely different crew of elite)
3 a.m.: there are only two things that this group has in common and those two things are they live in the same big city and somehow most every morning at 3 am they find themselves after a long night of partying at the same hole in the wall bar the locals frequent. They’ve all got separate lives and try desperately to keep these things separate but sometimes your night life entertainers with your normal everyday life and it’s not something you can actually stop from happening.
Class reunion: ten years ago they thought high school would be the hardest time of their lives but they were quickly hit with the curve ball that is adulthood. They’ve mostly all lost touch and lead their own lives. Some moved out of state and some stayed right their in their little hometown. No matter where they ended up, they’ve all had it a little rougher than they expected. There are past loves brought face to face for the first time in years and enemies still holding desperately on their past grudges. Who started a family and who lives alone in their one bedroom apartment? Did anyone really achieve the things they imagined they would? (BONUS: someone is murdered at the reunion and they’re all forced to stay in town as long as they are still investigating)
As It Is: EP STARTERS Part 4
‘ There’s no God if this is all there is for me ‘ ‘ A temper and conceptions that I’m lonely ‘ ‘ When death comes, I’ll be ready ‘ ‘ I’ll waste my life preparing ‘ ‘ There’s so much more to life than breathing ‘ ‘ I see life through a dog’s eyes, a world in black and white ‘ ‘ A world that would so happily forget me ‘ ‘ I’m faithless, I’m shameless ‘ ‘ I just wanna believe in something ‘ ‘ I think that horoscopes are bullshit ‘ ‘ I make terrible decisions ‘ ‘ I pay for them in the fear that keeps my eyes glued to the ceiling ‘ ‘ If I drown, will you drown with me? ‘ ‘ I’d hate to leave you lonely ‘ ‘ All great men die young ‘ ‘ Just bodies in boxes or dust in porcelain ‘ ‘ I’m so fucking scared to outlive all I’ve ever known ‘ ‘ Tell me again ‘ ‘ Tell me every way I failed you ‘ ‘ Tell me everything, everything you think but never dare to speak ‘ ‘ Compared to you, I’m a statue that everyone sees through ‘ ‘ If no one else would miss me, then I’d like to think you would ‘ ‘ This dependency will shatter me ‘ ‘ Bitter, broken me ‘ ‘ If you’re the rain, then I’m the windowpane ‘ ‘ The one you’ll touch before you leave another day ‘ ‘ You kill me ‘ ‘ I’ll reconstruct myself to love your pain ‘ ‘ I’m screaming at myself cause I can’t bring myself to scream your name ‘ ‘ If I’m insane, then you’re the same ‘ ‘ A hopeless case ‘ ‘ I’m still the skin you shed ‘ ‘ I’m just the way you found me ‘ ‘ You’re ever so sweet ‘ ‘ You’re everything I know I don’t deserve at all ‘ ‘ You’re everything I dream about and live another day for ‘ ‘ You’re my favorite lie ‘ ‘ I can’t help the way my mind is hardwired to hate myself ‘ ‘ I swear that this is hell ‘ ‘ The way I desperately tried to save myself ‘ ‘ I can’t save myself ‘ ‘ A single breath in empty lungs, that’s all I got left ‘ ‘ A bad idea branded in my brain that I can’t seem to shake ‘ ‘ Another day in tired skin ‘ ‘ I shed and fray ‘ ‘ All I am is a textbook misery and my own mistakes ‘ ‘ As I’ve aged the only thing I think has changed is that the demons have moved from under my bed into the inner depths of my head ‘ ‘ I can’t escape the ugly things my mind creates ‘ ‘ I speculate that they’ll stay with me til the grave ‘ ‘ In broken bones, I feel at home ‘ ‘ I’m proud of nothing ‘ ‘ I tend to get attached so quick to all I’ve ever known ‘ ‘ I don’t seem to know a single fucking thing that can save me ‘ ‘ I’m my own worst enemy ‘ ‘ Is there any hope for me? ‘ ‘ I’m the boy who chose not to grow up and now I’m unprepared for anything ‘ ‘ Now I’m scared and I’m cold and alone because the world grew up without me ‘