drunk & blonde

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The most popular post on celebrity close-up?  This one has almost 40,000 reposts. Thanks!

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“Mommy Blanket”

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[drunk-and-blonde]

what does mychemwives mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?

My chem wives means the wives of my chemical romance,and i dont make any profit off this blog and i have no clue what that website is

[drunk-and-blonde]

Doctor: so your child slipped and hit his head on the table?

Me: yes

Doctor: and the scar just happened to become lightning shaped?

Me:...

Doctor:...

Me:...

Doctor:...

Me: yes

[drunk-and-blonde]

Do you have any photo of Mikey and Alicia at Bamboozle 2009??

I don't think so....I'll look around for some for ya...

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Send me a band and i’ll do the following:

Favourite song:

Favourite album:

Least favourite song:

Rate the band:

[drunk-and-blonde]

please?

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[emmyc]

IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM

[youngbaebae]

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT APPEARS ON MY DASH

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ASPARAGUS

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ASPARAGUS

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I literally choked on ‘it’s pinned to my scrotum’

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is it because im fat

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ASPARAGUS

have i told you im inlove with snape yet

[fabulousspeasant]

[puke--glitter]

please?

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[drunk-and-blonde]

Today at school some idiots brought this ''ketchup'' and had like all these kids eating it.......well turns out it wasn't ketchup it was Mad Dog 357 it's soooo hot it can't even be defined as a SAUCE!!!Well all these kids started having major allergic reactions to it...they threw up everywhere people had swollen faces everyone was bawling,the cops and firemen and ambulances had to take kids to the hospital and have their stomachs pumped.....the kid who gave it to them is in JAIL!!!!!!!I think he also mixed the sauce with something even hotter but I can't remember what it was......anyone it was soooo scary!!!!!!

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