[catchymemes]

[squeakitties]

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

[swaggy-hairy-thang]

Also because we were preparing for Shrek's arrival.

[paper-mario-wiki]

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

[kiwisoap]

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

[rylandsgrace]

A tragedy in 2 acts

[funnytwittertweets]

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[savedgame]

Ithis site gives me a superiority complex like no other I’ll feel bad abojt my accomplishments and then see a 30 year old getting genuinely heated about the shipping dynamics in miraculous lady bug and I’ll think maybe I’m doing ok

[funnytwittertweets]

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

you can say literally anything like. “the autistic urge to go for a walk” and everyone in the notes will be like #WELL SHIT #Guess thats another mental problem to add to the list #forest rambles #casey dont look

[enchantingruinscandy]

[soft-lovely]

When C.S. Lewis wrote “but some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”

[neckkiss]

oh,wow.

[unreadable]

[neckkiss]

CLOUDY AS LIKE YOUR MIND

[descentts]

[pictures-of-dogs]

you ever thought about THIS… i bet you haven’t….