guaranteed to blow your mind

math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though.

[valtsv]

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

[valtsv]

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

[valtsv]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[binary-bird]

dude, hamlet straight-up sucks

[scissorsaint]

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[heavyweightheart]

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

[stylo-90]

tags via @theendofmybody

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: the idea that humans camt regulate our own needs desire & morals without the guidance of authority seems to be pretty popular…, hmm hope theres no immense political or social implications to that concept! /End ID]

[henk-heijmans]

A natural wave is formed on Lake Michigan when the riptide meets the incoming tide and explodes upward, 2014 - by Michael Bernhardt, American

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]

[1969chevycamaro]

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

[liones-s]

one of the biggest things I can advocate for (in academia, but also just in life) is to build credibility with yourself. It’s easy to fall into the habit of thinking of yourself as someone who does things last minute or who struggles to start tasks. people will tell you that you just need to build different habits, but I know for me at least the idea of ‘habit’ is sort of abstract and dehumanizing. Credibility is more like ‘I’ve done this before, so I know I can do it, and more importantly I trust myself to do it’. you set an assignment goal for the day and you meet it, and then you feel stronger setting one the next day. You establish a relationship with yourself that’s built on confidence and trust. That in turn starts to erode the barrier of insecurity and perfectionism and makes it easier to start and finish tasks. reframing the narrative as a process of building credibility makes it easier to celebrate each step and recognize how strong your relationship with yourself can become

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[dagenssvenska]

Genomsnittliga processen av att skaffa nya vänner som vuxen

[ullybug]

one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

[ullybug]

it's just never not funny

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[pa-tr0-clus]

Star Trek has spent sixty years queerbaiting the same two dudes and I for one will never get tired of it

[anewstartrekfan]

I don’t think any other queerbait gets as close as these two

[wavetapper]

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

[wavetapper]

how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal

[chilewithcarnage]

nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny

[melonisopod]

[dogpuppy]