Clarice made a blog and by blog I mean mistake

Clarice has decided(?) against better judgement to make a blog after getting wasted outta her mind from a single sip of martini, may the gods of chaos bless her heart and also soul. (Ask/RP/Castle of Nations shenannigans fanblog)

[drunkclarice]

"PLEASE don't make me regret this tomorrow"

(Clarice Castle of Nations Ask/RP/shenanigans blog)

(Oh yeah, we are SO doing this)

[nightmargin]

happy climberice day everyone happy 17 years of climber and clarice they’re two characters from this thing called endzone

[drunkclarice]

17 years......

[drunkclarice]

I'm not dead, I swear!

[nightmargin]

merry christmas everyone!

(i redrew my old fanart from 2010)

[drunkclarice]

Heyhithere Isawthat you were interested in those sillyjuice mixeddrinks and I wanna make oneforyou so I thought up of myown specialrecipe I name it "Cherry Coconut Mint Surprise"!!!

The ingredients are: 1 bathtub 2 bags of ice 1 mouth sized funnel 1 bottle of Cherry Vodka 1 bottle of Tequila 1 bottle of Gin 1 bottle of Honey Whiskey 1 bottle of Sherry 3 bottles of Malibu rum (for flavoring) 1/2 a gallon of amaretto syrup (for EXTRA flavoring) 1 mint leaf Enjoy!!!

[mrjackderippe]

"Ehhhhhh....?"

[drunkclarice]

[drunkclarice]

How long have you two known each other?

(I assume you're talking about Climber)

TIME ISN'T REAL

[violinist-rachel]

hey girl how do you DO it, dealing with the most annoying person (statue) in the world how do you MANAGE

[drunkclarice]

girls night

[drunkclarice]

So Clarice did you able to talk with the or make any new friends beside climber?

introducing new party member TG

[drunkclarice]

C-Clarice? What on earth are you- are you drunk?! Hand me that martini glass; I think you've had enough for one night-!! *reaches for the glass*

[jayandshadows-deactivated202506]

oh my god they were roommates

—

[drunkclarice]

(the next day)

[drunkclarice]

How was the first few days of meeting Climber? Did it take you a long time to get used to the fact that most of the park was alive or did you take it easy?

Climber... well, he deserves an anwser on his own, so I'll get back to you on that

As for the rest of the park, well...

(bonus)

[drunkclarice]

Clarice! Weapon of choice if you could pick whatever?

"or maybe baseball bat? metal pipe? crowbar? I'd say pepper spray or taser but their uses are limited here"

[drunkclarice]

Who's your favs in CoN? Is it just climber or maybe you don't have favs, ooorrr, if you actually don't have favs.., do you ever hate someone there..?

[ten-gallons-of-fiberglass]

(walks into the food court kitchen holding a single frozen burrito, sees dante's inferno unfolding around me, walks back out)

[drunkclarice]

F

Ohey, I know this song!