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@drunkcnfool
“I’ll pretend I didn’t see that to spare us both the embarrassment.”
SENTENCE MEME // ACCEPTING .
❝ That ain’t nothin’ ! I’m proud of my curves — worked real hard t’a get em ! ❞
❝ Yer just jealous, Williamson. A grumpy feller like yerself ? Why don’t ya go for a dip ? - It’s damn near froze my moneymaker off but it’s nice, I swear ! ❞
“Please, please, I beg of you, stop singing musicals at three am. I am trying to sleep.”
SENTENCE MEME // ACCEPTING .
❝ Ooh careful now, miss ! Don’t wanna expose them fine ears t’a real quality music ! ❞
❝ I bet ya ain’t too superior for some good ol’ singin’ — why don’t ya grab a drink ? ❞
I’m just gonna take the liberty of posting old ass replies from years ago ...
“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
SENTENCE MEME // ACCEPTING .
❝ A-ah I’m afraid I can’t, John. I’s the lumbago - i’s real bad. ❞
❝ Ain’t worth riskin’ nothin’ if yer gonna lose this old critter to a bunch’a dirty dishes ! ❞
Sir, is Lumbago contagious?
RANDOM ASKS // ALWAYS ACCEPTING .
❝ It is if ya ain’t careful ! ❞
❝ I’s real deadly — tha’s why I can’t bother workin’ with them fellers. They get sick ? whole camp is doomed ! Better a hundred times safe than once dead — tha’s what my first wife used t’a say. well, 'least that's what she said when she left me. ❞
Prompts
trigger warning for heavy themes. Replace pronouns and words as needed!
Angst
“Why didn’t you say goodbye?”
“I’m sorry, okay?”
“I forgot, and I didn’t mean to forget.”
“I guess it’s time to say goodbye.”
“’s not like I intended to live. But I don’t really want to die either.”
“Something hurts and I don’t know what it is.”
“This world has been so unkind to you.”
“How can you call yourself a hero when you pull shit like this?”
“I am honestly jealous, but as long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
“Do you think we would have been able to work out, in another timeline?”
Fluff/Romance
“God, I think you’re the most attractive person in this room. Next to me, of course.”
“Your voice is the most comforting thing I’ve heard today.”
“Well, when we get married, I promise it’ll be your dream wedding.”
“Your eyes are so much prettier than the ocean.”
“I could wax poetics about you, but I don’t think there are words that can describe how I feel. So hopefully these flowers will suffice.”
“I’m sorry that this is going to sound corny, but if I could just wake up next to you for the rest of my life, I would be happy.”
“I think you’re what they’re talking about when they describe happiness.”
General
“What kind of fuckery is this.”
“So it’s like that, huh? You just run away like a coward when I needed healing.”
“I have so many questions, and I don’t even know where to begin.”
“Please, please, I beg of you, stop singing musicals at three am. I am trying to sleep.”
“I’ll pretend I didn’t see that to spare us both the embarrassment.”
“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
“Theory says you’re an idiot. This has been proven true.”
“Honestly, he was a douche.”
“So, you’re good at this subject, and I’m failing it right now. Could you help me?”
“I’m allergic, but you know what? I’m gonna have this anyways. Get my epi-pen ready.”
“What’s life without a little adventure?”
“So, when you get arrested, I’m not bailing you out.”
“Everything’s legal if you don’t get caught.”
“So that was a major yikes.”
“Quick question. How do you do the people thing?”
“Ice cream makes everything better. If that doesn’t work, go straight for the hard liquor.”
“Remember when we were children?”
Daily RDR2 Reminder
Uncle is not “canonically lazy,” he has Lumbago and it is terminal.
He Is Sick. Get Over It.
ATTENTION:
If you or a loved gang member has been diagnosed with lumbago, you may be entitled to financial compensation
