I am infinite

\\Canadian~21~Norse Heathen// They/them please. My name is Natasha

[glittersokka]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[papi-chulo-bucky]

YAS BINCH

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[tuesdaey]

[glittersokka]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

[papi-chulo-bucky]

YAS BINCH

[elvensemi]

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

[elvensemi]

I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

did i just vaguepost about myself

[elvensemi]

There are two things I love about this post: 

the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend

the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

[oxygenic]

I know I don’t say this enough but thanks for following me. it means a lot.

[highlandvalley]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

GIVE HIM THE FISH

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

[deathfromabove1989-deactivated2]

[papa-mint]

[ieshatacos]

chaotic good

[thejungleofmufasa]

Direct action

[wumblr]

in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life

[lonelyroommp3]

[itsagifnotagif]

When you are a couple of episodes ahead of everyone on a TV show and they ask what happens to a character:

[benobi--moved]

it be like that sometimes

[drunkdeity]

Here is a look at a Sims 2 dining room that no one asked me for.

[drunkdeity]

Here is a look at a Sims 2 dining room that no one asked me for.

[lovingrot]

experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[fuckingsushi]

[saying]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the april fools i stole my sister’s bedroom door & it took her 3 days to notice

[lancecannon]

Hey tell us about the time you stole your sisters bedroom door and how it took her three days to notice.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well for april fools i stole my sister’s bedroom door & it took her 3 days to notice

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

crazy heavy door. i hid it in the laundry room

 i’m like 12, tiny, equipped with a screwdriver. i somehow get the door off the hinges but it’s twice my size and weighs almost as much. it took an afternoon to get it down the staircase & through the hall. i slide it on a bath towel….

when she finally noticed she yelled. mom made me put it back, i had to do the whole process in reverse

[woundedtoaster]

Gaudy you’re my goddamm hero

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m flattered and we both need to choose better heroes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for everyone asking, my hero was that door