YiKeS

Etsy @ WoundedToasterArt ! hello. Misty. 28? (goddamn I started this blog when I was 18?19? too fucking long ago). She/they. Idk what I'm doing; don't take advice from me. Might as well just ignore me

[scramratz]

I don’t like how I’m kinda expected to rewrite the first 20 years of my life just because I’m trans. I was the eldest daughter in a black household. I can’t go back and edit my history to say I was the eldest son, cuz that doesn’t accurately convey the certain standards I was held to. I was the only girl in my engineering class. I can’t leave out the “girl” part. It recontextualizes the entire situation. I don’t think either of those facts invalidates my current gender and I don’t think trans people should be expected to rewrite their own history in fear of that

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c, a, t at. t, atg c a ta at t caa. a a , caa t a a ta ta- ga . t atg c ca a t a a ga . t a

Closest match: Equus caballus genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: Horse

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[freshlypickedmint]

YOU. I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING NOTES AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

[fucxingcuties]

[dorothylarouge]

[funfey]

You are not staying in the tags

[princesspineberry]

This is by the way an actual plotline in one of the comics (Spider Girl #11, 1999)- Jameson sees the titular spider girl and assumes that spider-man has transitioned specifically to torment him.

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

[another-random-dom-4]

[depsidase]

[socialistexan]

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[byjove]

my dad had this bit growing up where whenever he was introduced to a little kid, he’d ask them how old they are and then be like “when I was your age, I was older” and he stole this from a standup routine on the radio but the gag works marvelously on children, you can see the gears in their little brains turning trying to understand the statement and formulate a response and then they giggle. 10/10 bit.

[byjove]

children are like cats and they like to be confused and vexed in small doses, I think

[amphigories]

on craigslist you can find jobs offering the same benefits as the army of ancient rome

[sadhoc]

image: a screenshot of text reading “ part time retail associate benefits: jar of craft salt every payday so you can cook and eat like a sultan of salt”

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

[sadboybrigade]

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

[depsidase]

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[thememedaddy]